Hank is annoyed when Bobby asks to take a sex-education class–especially when he discovers that Peggy’s the teacher.

Hank’s burning mad when he discovers fire ants on his lawn on the eve of the neighborhood block party.

When Mega Lo Mart starts selling propane, Strickland Propane can’t compete with their prices, and Hank loses his job. He winds up working in the propane department at Mega Lo…

After his lifelong barber loses it, Hank turns to Army haircutter Bill, who does a fine job on his first civilian head, but at a Government price, prompting Hank to…

Bobby keeps mum that his mom wrote the A-plus essay that made him a school star.

In an effort to catch more fish than his friends, Hank decides to buy special “bait” from a street vendor. He soon finds himself in trouble with the law.

Hank gets Luanne a job as a golf course drink girl at the La Grunta resort. In gratitude, Luanne gets Hank a chance to swim with a dolphin. Hank pets…

Hank takes his mother and her friends to a museum of miniatures in Port Aransas, and they get stuck in the middle of MTV’s Spring Break. Meanwhile, Bill tries to…

Bill is heartbroken when the beautiful jogger he’s pining for falls for Boomhauer, who is in turn heartbroken himself when the jogger dumps him.

Bobby avoids a beating by high schoolers by pretending to be one of them.

Unable to find a full-time teaching job, Peggy pretends to be a nun to land a position at a Catholic school, ending her budding career at Strickland Propane.

Bill and former Texas governor Ann Richards hit it off after a chance meeting resulting from Hank’s reluctant prank in an Austin hotel.

After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly.

During a flood, Hank’s position as emergency-shelter team leader is usurped by Bill when Hank is drafted to watch over a fragile dam.

To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton’s old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.

A pest-control expert’s chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.

With the help of government-issued pamphlets, an elderly British couple build a shelter and prepare for an impending nuclear attack, unaware that times and the nature of war have changed…