While calling Animal Control over a badger taking residence in Santa’s Little Helper’s doghouse, Homer discovers that Springfield has two different area codes–and ends up leading a revolt that splits…

Bobby’s impromptu comedy at a propane sale prompts Strickland to send him on the road to entertain at other outlets, leading to a big trade show in front of the…

When Hank tries to buy a new dryer, he is told that his credit is no good because he owes money to Arlen Video. The video store’s computer says he…

Jealous of Hank’s new acquaintance, Bill and Dale give Hank an ultimatum, and compound their mistake when they try to make amends.

After Hank and Bobby visit the Dallas Cowboys training camp in Wichita Falls, Hank decides to make a video that will convince the team to move their camp to Arlen.

Hank is outraged when he attends a lawn mower focus group and discovers that the new model of his favorite mower has been turned into an upgraded “yuppified” version.

Dale plans to buy Nancy a face-lift by suing a tobacco company, which countersues–and carelessly bugs his home.

Repeated exposure to poisons forces Dale out of extermination and into a desk job that leads him back into extermination–of careers.

As Luanne’s sponsor in a sexual-abstinence program, Peggy has to testify about her lifetime total of sexual partners–and it’s more than one.

When Hank and Dale find more interest in the activities of the other’s son, Dale concludes he’s not Joseph’s father–and that an alien is.

Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale’s fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank’s kitchen floor to collapse.