Thanks to Roger, Snot discovers his dead father was a demolition derby driver. Hayley takes Steve on a road trip, so he can learn to drive.

Stan has Roger pretend to be a shark to help Steve overcome his fears. Hayley’s friend Danuta becomes romantically interested in Klaus.

Hoping to teach him the value of sharing, the family recreates a television show from Klaus’s childhood. Roger has a piano recital.

Stan insists everyone help him recreate the rustic family ski trips of his childhood while Klaus falls in love with a tech support operator.

Francine’s newfound friendship with a frog brings excitement to the whole Smith household. Unfortunately, it drives their neighbor, Greg, crazy.

Francine becomes an overnight sensation when a famous art dealer discovers her homemade pottery.

It’s Halloween night and Stan is missing, so the Smith gang heads to the spooky, abandoned CIA headquarters to investigate.

Hayley and Jeff help one of Roger’s personas run a solar company.

Stan’s childhood imaginary friend returns to collect a debt. Klaus has a big date and needs a fishbowl upgrade.

Steve wants to know about the Smith Family heritage, but Stan refuses to indulge him. Stan is obsessed with being American and tells Steve that being American is all that…

After Stan is injured, Francine nurses him back to health and he becomes dependent to her. The family discovers Tuttle is a Korean reality show star.

Stan moves to Chicago to become a comic while Steve and Hayley host Roger for a nice night in.

While running an errand in Little Columbia, Stan is confronted by his hidden past.

Hayley feels left behind after Jeff becomes a star dog racing coach; Steve takes advantage of an empty house.

When Roger breaks his ankle, Francine convinces Stan to let him play in his basketball league. Meanwhile, Steve sings a song that parodies R. Kelly’s “Trapped in the Closet”.

Hayley gets a job as a delivery driver and begins delivering lunch to Stan’s office; when she sees the terrible work conditions, she organizes a strike; the family watches Breaking…

Francine falls in with a group of tough girls after becoming the new school guidance counselor. Jeff panics when he loses his hat.

Roger becomes a teacher at Steve’s school and gets involved with a class of underprivileged kids. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine visit a retirement home and Stan decides to stay.

Stan sets out to stop a tree that he considers his father from being cut down. Steve realizes he’s stopped growing and considers surgery.

When Stan wishes he could have Principal Lewis’ carefree, single life, a la “It’s a Wonderful Life,” his wish comes true. In Stan’s wish world, Principal Lewis has his family.

Roger and Klaus start having a secret affair after they accidentally end up on an online date together. Meanwhile, Steve tries to catch Hayley’s pink eye to get out of…

Francine steals from the CIA and pretends to be a super villain to incite Stan to be more seductive. Meanwhile, Roger tricks Hayley and Steve into trapping Jay Leno so…

Stan and Steve become sushi chefs.

Hayley starts an internship at a local news station working for a Nancy Grace-type reporter, who happens to be Roger in disguise.

Determined to get Snot to confront his emotions after his father passes away, Steve and friends embark on an epic cross-country road trip to the funeral. But Steve’s commitment to…

Stan mixes up his nighttime routine after his 100th kill, but mistakenly unleashes a “good” Stan in his sleep – Jekyll & Hyde-style – who’s hell-bent on pursuing all the…

Roger rediscovers one of personas, Ricky Spanish, and remembers why he’s the most hated person in Langley Falls. Meanwhile, the child Stan and Francine sponsored in Africa suddenly shows up…

Stan makes a desperate attempt to bond with his son by creating a busty blonde bombshell.

Stan is shocked when he is told that Deputy Director Bullock is showing early signs of dementia and needs his memory erased; Roger hires an old friend to help Steve…

When Stan invites his recently widowed mother to move in, she and Roger fall in love and wed; Steve and his friends find a lost movie script.