The boys meet up with Barbara Streisand who wants to take over the world with Kyle’s discovery at an archaeological dig. Leonard Maltin, Sydney Potier, and Robert Smith come to…

Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom had…

Stan notices a new addition in their bus stop crew, an elephant standing alongside Kyle. At school, class lessons for the day involve genetic engineering (conveniently enough). Kyle questions the…

The first Halloween episode starts off with the failure of the Mir Space Station, which crashes right on Kenny. An ambulance comes and takes his body off to the morgue….

The four boys are at Cartman’s house watching the “Terrance & Philip Thanksgiving Special” on television. During a break from the show, a Sally Struthers commercial convinces the boys that…

South Park Elementary is on stage rehearsing for the schools play. Kyle begins to sing a song about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. Of course, no one has any idea…

Eric is handing out invitations to his birthday party at school. Mr. Garrison informs them all that there is a new student joining the class. Announcing to all that he…

Mr. Garrison deserts the class for a visit to Tom’s Rhinoplasty. All the boys compete for the attention of their beautiful substitute teacher Ms. Ellen.

While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and…

The boys get together with Stan’s Uncle Jimbo and Jimbo’s war-buddy Ned for a hunting trip in the nearby mountains. After Cartman’s mom makes sure her “little” boy is safe…

Mr. Garrison starts the day off with a special announcement; one of South Park’s own has won a national essay contest. Everyone is shocked to learn that the winner is…

Stan’s got a new dog named Sparky. Stan proclaims his pet to be the toughest dog on the mountain. Though while Stan thinks his dog is ready for fighting, Sparky…

The boys are doing their version of the Helen Keller Story and plan to beat the kindergartners show. Timmy stars as Helen Keller and gets a new friend to play…

Mrs. Cartman holds an intervention for her son’s eating problem and is sending him to fat camp. Cartman returns from camp, 40 lbs. lighter. Cartman is selling candy to the…

The “Raging Pussies” concert is on! Kyle calls the police and say his parents have been “molestering” him. Soon all the children are calling in on all the adults in…

“Fingerbang” is the latest boy band starring the four boys. Randy Marsh is against Stan’s participation in any boy band for dark reasons. The boys land a gig at the…

The boys attend church and the priest puts the fear of hell in them. They must go to Sunday school and learn that they must confess their sins. The boys…

Cartman preaches and the children begin plans to build a church. Satan spends the night with Saddam. Kenny wasn’t killed in the previous episode, but the bus that ran him…

The kids have to face the 4th grade, and they’re not too happy about it. Cartman cooks up a scheme to go back in time to return to the 3rd…

Cartman has a new Trapper Keeper (that blows Kyle’s out of the water) After he’s done bragging, a stranger tells him that it will soon take over the world if…

The tooth fairy has visited Cartman, leaving him two dollars. He rushes to the bus stop to share his news with the others. He then unveils his latest plan. If…

The kids have just won a sledding race. Token says that the only reason they won is because of Eric’s fat ass. The girls challenge the boys to a sledding…

There’s something wrong with new student Timmy. About the only thing Timmy can do is say his name. Ignorant of the fact that Timmy is “retarded”, he is “diagnosed” with…

The boys discover 8-year-old contorting quintuplets from Romania. Cartman decides to stage his own performance. The quintuplets and their grandmother defect from Romania and wind up staying at the Marsh’s…

Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is a perfect donor. Cartman has a $10 million price for his kidney. The other boys go to Cartman’s house with the plan…

Chef is declaring that South Park’s flag is racist. Stan & Kyle head up the team championing the current flag, while Wendy and Cartman head up the side for a…

Starvin’ Marvin finds an alien ship and begins searching out a new home for his people. The government interrogates the boys to find out about Marvin and direct them to…

South Park’s Civil War reenactment, sponsored by “Jagerminz S’More Flavored Schnapps,” gets out of hand. Cartman persuades the drunken lot to defeat the northerners so that he can win a…

Mr. Hankey introduces 10 musical segments highlighting songs the on the CD “Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics.” The boys and all of the other South Park characters sing their own songs…

Cartman is convinced he is going through puberty since he started bleeding out of his ass. Dr. Mephisto gives Stan some hormones and he takes the entire bottle. Stan gets…

The children of South Park are practicing “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” for the “4 Million Child Blow,” sponsored by Yoko Ono. Mr. Garrison doesn’t want to go because his…

Korn comes to South Park for a Halloween gig and learns of the boys problems with the 5th graders at South Park Elementary. Korn agrees to help the boys get…

The kids of South Park discover Chinpokomon, Japan’s #1 cool toy to own! Wanting to avoid being losers, they persuade their parents to buy them the toys only to discover…

Mrs. Cartman is about to give Eric a present. Of course Eric is hoping it will be some kind of toy, but it ends up being Hooked On Monkey Phonics…

Mr. Mackey punishes the boys by forcing them to join the “Getting Gay With Kids” choir. The choir is going to Costa Rica to help save the rainforest. While on…

Kyle and Stan try to rescue Chef from the clutches of the Succubus that he is going to marry. Meanwhile, Cartman deals with his eye problems and the optometrist he…

The boys take Shop class and try to set-up a fight between Tweek and Craig. Kenny is delighted in safely taking the Home Economics course. When the big fight arrives,…

Shelly Marsh is babysitting Cartman. Shelly invites her boyfriend over and he in turn invites his band. Cartman has to prove that Shelly has violated the rules. Meanwhile, the Cartman’s…

Stan’s parents bring him to Mr. Mackey’s party, but he gets sent down to the basement to be with the lame kids. Kyle and Stan’s fathers experiment with their homosexual…

Kyle invites Kenny to join him at Jewbilee, a Boy Scout-like gathering for Jewish kids. His parents are going to attend Mr. Mackey’s party. At camp, Ike is sent to…