For varying reasons, most of the Bluths (even Steve Holt) feel compelled to run off to Mexico. Michael tries to convince Buster to go to the police.

Jonathan attempts to repair the relationship between a poet/limousine driver and his wife. Ray has a meeting with Kevin Bacon.

The staffers pair up as faux couples to score a Valentine’s Day discount at a mall. Erin tells Pete that she’ll break up with Andy when he returns, but Pete…

Dwight takes charge of the office and immediately imposes his will on the staff. Gabe hopes to get back together with Erin.

Dwight installs a Doomsday device that will fire all of the employees and effectively close down the branch if they make too many mistakes. Meanwhile, Gabe attempts to court the…