Hank’s caught in the middle when his overbearing father pays a visit–and incurs the wrath of a patience-exhausted Peggy.

Peggy and Hank head to Dallas so Peggy can compete in a boggle tournament, but Hank decides to forego the tournament in order to attend a lawnmower expo.

Hank and Peggy’s love of cigarettes is rekindled after Hank catches Bobby smoking, but Luanne is determined to nip their habit in the butt.

Hank’s burning mad when he discovers fire ants on his lawn on the eve of the neighborhood block party.

Luanne and Bobby each face a crisis: she’s fearful of failing her beauty exam, while he frets over his first boy-girl party.

Middle-class Texan Hank Hill blows his top when an overzealous social worker accuses him of child abuse after rumors about his son’s black eye get out of hand.

Hank is annoyed when Bobby asks to take a sex-education class–especially when he discovers that Peggy’s the teacher.

A camping trip with Bobby’s scout troop leaves Hank griping after the boy clubs an endangered bird during a faux hunt. Meanwhile, Peggy embarks on a mysterious quest.

Hank’s determination to find a role model for Bobby leads to an unexpected encounter with Hank’s own hero.

When Luanne breaks up with Buckley, Hank takes it upon himself to pick up the pieces of his niece’s broken heart, only to be left fuming when she makes a…

A concerned Peggy inadvertently spreads the word about Hank’s bout with constipation, leaving her husband flushed with embarrassment.

The Hills’ new Laotian neighbors cause Peggy and Hank confusion and consternation after a culture clash leads to suspicion over a missing dog.

Hank and the guys seek vengeance after a group of teenagers beat them at paint-ball.

Bobby and Connie get in trouble at school. They skirt their ensuing punishment and are joined by Joseph, as they head to “The Caves”. Hank and Kahn quickly pursue them,…

Hank struggles to portray himself and his life as that of a stereotypical Texan cowboy’s for a Hollywood cowboy movie fan in order to secure a business deal for Strickland…

Bobby joins the wrestling team and is caught in a dilemma when he has to fight Connie in order to make the team.

Hank’s mother bring home her new boyfriend, an affectionate Jewish man named Gary. After Hank sees the two of them having relations, he goes blind.

Hank is excited about Halloween until someone complains and has the holiday canceled.

South Park Elementary is on stage rehearsing for the schools play. Kyle begins to sing a song about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. Of course, no one has any idea…

In an effort to catch more fish than his friends, Hank decides to buy special “bait” from a street vendor. He soon finds himself in trouble with the law.

Much to Hank’s dismay, Bobby becomes a plus sized model.

Stan notices a new addition in their bus stop crew, an elephant standing alongside Kyle. At school, class lessons for the day involve genetic engineering (conveniently enough). Kyle questions the…

Luanne moves back into her home, a trailer, just as a twister is about to hit.

“Happy Birthday” to Stan’s Grandpa Marsh who just turned 102. How does the wizened Mr. Marsh feel about his birthday? He sums it up in five words; “I wish I…

The first Halloween episode starts off with the failure of the Mir Space Station, which crashes right on Kenny. An ambulance comes and takes his body off to the morgue….

After Hank finds an arrow head in his lawn, Peggy gives a archaeologist permission to have an archaeological dig their yard.

The four boys are at Cartman’s house watching the “Terrance & Philip Thanksgiving Special” on television. During a break from the show, a Sally Struthers commercial convinces the boys that…

While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and…

The boys get together with Stan’s Uncle Jimbo and Jimbo’s war-buddy Ned for a hunting trip in the nearby mountains. After Cartman’s mom makes sure her “little” boy is safe…

Mr. Garrison starts the day off with a special announcement; one of South Park’s own has won a national essay contest. Everyone is shocked to learn that the winner is…

Stan’s got a new dog named Sparky. Stan proclaims his pet to be the toughest dog on the mountain. Though while Stan thinks his dog is ready for fighting, Sparky…

When Bobby discovers the one sport he is good at, marksmanship, he and Hank decide to enter a father & son tournament. As it turns out Hank is a terrible…

After watching Tasha’s (a new female rock star) video on MTV, Fran decides to write lyrics of her own about her misery and suffering and make it big on showbiz….

Fran offers herself for the charity auction Mr. Sheffield is putting together with Bette Midler. A gifted 10 year old pianist, son of a big time investor, wins the auction…

Fran is shocked to learn that her biggest rival, Heather Biblow (who stole her fiancé and her job) is starring on her favorite soap opera, “The Young and the Restless”….

Sylvia decides to invest in a condo in Boca. This much anticipated fact that should come as a blessing for Fran upsets her deeply, and Dr. Miller says it’s because…

Mr. Sheffield is going to London to convince Celine Dion into doing Broadway. Fran decides to go after him and take advantage of the romantic scenario to solve their situation…

Danny Imperiali, Fran’s former fiance, is dead. At his funeral (while comforting Danny’s widow Heather Biblow), she meets a Jewish man who is ignored by his former lover’s family and…

Fran meets an incredible man at a singles bar. He’s Jewish, he’s a doctor, he’s rich, he’s everything Fran ever dreamed of in a man. But during her cousin’s wedding…

Fran decides to stop chasing men like Dr. Miller told her. Sylvia doesn’t like that at all and blames Mr. Sheffield for her daughter staying single forever. Fran, Val and…