Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.

Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.

Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle–until their first long trip.

Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she’s the best candidate for a school-board seat.

Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust–until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.

A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.

Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.

Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman’s daughter.

The owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino have decided to buy out the town of South Park in order to create a super-highway from Denver to their Casino. The…

The metrosexual fad has hit South Park thanks to the “Queer Eye Guys,” and all the men in town are affected, except for Kyle and his Dad. Stan, Kenny, and…

The boys have hit a crossroads with their band “Moop.” Cartman wants the band to play Christian Rock, and leaves the band when Stan, Kyle, and Kenny don’t agree. Before…

Due to a rise in deaths due to senior citizens behind the wheel, the State of Colorado has revoked all the driver licenses of senior citizens. Soon after, the AARP…

Kyle is going to Casa Bonita for his birthday, but he can only bring three friends. He chooses Stan, Kenny, and Butters. Cartman, outraged by not being chosen, comes up…

A new student, Gary Harrison, joins the 4th grade. Gary is a Mormon from Utah. The children decide he needs to get his ass kicked, and they choose Stan to…

After seeing an auditorium presentation on the dangers of smoking (and in some ways, not smoking), the boys light up behind the school and are soon caught in the middle…

In an effort to find some closure in breaking up with Wendy, the boys take Stan to Raisins (a junior Hooters) so he can forget about her. Meanwhile, a trip…

When Ike is claimed by his Canadian birth parents, the boys set out to gain an audience with the Canadian Prime Minister. Meanwhile, Cartman’s biggest concern is that the boys…

The boys are at the bus stop and they seem to be reliving events that they went through 6 seasons earlier; that is Kyle “kicking the baby” his little brother…

Jimmy is tired of the entire town talking about how great that “butthole” Christopher Reeve is. Jimmy and Timmy decide the only real “crips” are those who were crippled from…

The boys are given a detention due to their attitudes in art class. Cartman decides that they need to toilet paper (TP) the art teacher’s house in revenge.

After participating in a walk-out against the war in Iraq, Mr. Garrison tells the boys they have to write a report on the founding fathers. Cartman decides he’s going to…

For a report on Cultural Diversity, Cartman chooses to do one on Latinos in the arts with the help of a Jennifer Lopez hand puppet. Later, at the mall, the…

The boys are playing “junior detectives,” and have to find a kidnapped doll. After a daring rescue, they are taken back to Park County Police Headquarters. Upon their arrival, the…

In hopes of freeing Clark from jail, Sipowicz searches for drug dealers who might have a connection to Laughlin; McDowell and Ortiz investigate a series of rapes in a park…

The detectives investigate the murder of a gay man who gave room and board to Latino parolees in exchange for sex; McDowell and Ortiz search for clues when a community…

A transvestite prostitute’s murder leads the detectives to two prime suspects: a pimp, and a john who claims the pimp and the prostitute set him up in an effort to…

Sipowicz and Clark investigate when Julian Pisano is wounded in a shooting incident; McDowell and Ortiz assist a woman who doggedly pursues justice when she’s conned out of $100; Clark…

Jones accidentally shoots a 13-year-old boy while pursuing a murder suspect; McDowell and Ortiz search for answers when a man whom police escorted from the scene of a domestic dispute…

The detectives investigate the murder of a gay financier whose death might be tied to a marine; Medavoy and Jones search for answers when a strangler attacks a Russian mail…

As Andy and Connie prepare to finalize the adoption of baby Michelle, Frank Colahan’s mom and dad show up. Connie sweetly and sincerely tells them they want the grandparents to…

The murder of a man who frequented a betting parlor leads Sipowicz to an old friend; Jones searches for the man who attacked Haywood; the detectives research the Colahans’ background.

A meek and mousy young woman is found beaten to death on the floor of her apartment. Her brother- in-law is very upset but not about her death–he was paying…

The detectives hunt for a man suspected of killing minorities to avenge injuries his brother suffered during the first Gulf War; Sipowicz and McDowell plan to marry.

Connie and Rita find young children home alone, living in squalor. Tony’s ex-wife is found dead. A carjacker is killed, and cocaine is found in the car.

Clark is placed under arrest after police find heroin in his car; detectives search for clues when a woman is beaten to death with a cordless drill; a murder victim’s…

Sipowicz, Russell, and Clark attempt to connect the murder of a young woman to two other killings; Medavoy and Jones investigate the shooting death of a mother whose children feared…

A woman survives the serial killer’s attack, and her account prompts the detectives to focus on Carlin, his partner, and a bodyguard; Medavoy and Jones investigate when an off-duty officer…

When another woman is murdered by the serial killer, the detectives arrest a suspect… and discover the killer’s identity; and expecting a baby, Sipowicz and McDowell decide to get married.

Sipowicz and Clark search for two burglars who terrorized a retired cop and his wife; Medavoy and Jones assist an author who wrote a book on how to avoid paying…

The detectives investigate the shooting death of a man whose brother is a registered sex offender; and when Captain Fraker’s trial gets underway, Sipowicz worries that his own testimony may…