After losing at a swim competition, Stewie trys to eliminate his rival by blowing up a lifeguard tower. His plan backfires though, and Stewie has a near death experience that…

When Peter wins a maid for a week as a prize on a game show, Quagmire gains an interest in her, and they eventually marry. Quagmire, stricken with his bachelor…

Peter gets a vasectomy and loses all his sex drive. Lois begins to gain weight, and as a result, Peter’s regains his interest in his wife. When Lois’ habits get…

Meg becomes an intern for Mayor West. Brian, who is sure that the mayor is corrupt, tries to out him. Brian and Stewie, while undercover, discover that Meg is more…

After reading an erotic novel, Peter gets the idea to write one himself. Carter gets sued for publishing Peter’s book on tape and loses all his money, where he is…

Brian’s gay cousin Jasper visits the Griffin house and announces that he is engaged to his partner and wants to be married at their house. When Mayor West bans gay…

After Brian has a near-death experience in the hospital, he decides to lead a new life. He ends up getting a nightly singing gig with Frank Sinatra Jr., but his…

At his high school reunion, Peter tries to impress his fellow classmates. When Peter, heading for the bathroom, charges through the crowd of people, impresses quarterback Tom Brady, who offers…

Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot…

When Peter gets hurt and can’t work, his boss tells him he needs to speed things up. So Lois goes to the brewery to help him out. Meanwhile, Stewie finds…

Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex and she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school. Some parents become upset with her brutal honesty,…

Stewie ties the knot with his old flame Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns, and becomes normal dull marriage. It all escalates when they go on a double date with…

Meg can’t find a date to her junior prom, and even though he is dating Jillian, Brian ends up going with Meg. At the prom, Brian gets drunk to make…

After Peter uses Meg’s money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Superstore in town. However, the Superstore puts all the shops in town out…

Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn’t take to the new Stewie all too well. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him, when he…

Peter’s mom gets a divorce. Peter feels abandoned until he sees a father figure in his mom’s new boyfriend, Tom Tucker. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own NPR style show on…

Buck Strickland embarks on a propane price war with Thatherton and two other rivals, and hires the guys from “American Chopper” to boost sales at the Propane Expo. When the…

When Reverend Stroup gives the Hills’ pew at the Arlen First Methodist Church to another family, Hank and his family decide to find another church. A slick pastor tries to…

When Buck gets banned from his favorite strip club, he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a “fun” place to work. He makes his employees dress in costumes, have sleepovers in…

Instead of getting a job, Bobby and Joseph discover that they can make more money, and look cooler, by hanging out on street corners and begging.

A young boy, Caleb, starts following Hank around, making fun of him and generally annoying him. Hank isn’t sure how to deal with such a young bully.

Lucky asks Peggy to help him get his GED in the hopes of improving his chances of marrying Luanne. Peggy intentionally teaches him the wrong information so he’ll fail and…

When Reverend Stroup gives the Hills’ pew at the Arlen First Methodist Church to another family, Hank and his family decide to find another church. A slick pastor tries to…

When Buck gets banned from his favorite strip club, he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a “fun” place to work. He makes his employees dress in costumes, have sleepovers in…

Instead of getting a job, Bobby and Joseph discover that they can make more money, and look cooler, by hanging out on street corners and begging.

A young boy, Caleb, starts following Hank around, making fun of him and generally annoying him. Hank isn’t sure how to deal with such a young bully.

Lucky asks Peggy to help him get his GED in the hopes of improving his chances of marrying Luanne. Peggy intentionally teaches him the wrong information so he’ll fail and…

In order to raise money to save the Tom Landry Middle School baseball program, Hank invites a Harlem Globetrotters-type softball team to compete against his community league Arlen Zephyrs. But…

When Bobby attends the school’s job shadow program, he winds up interning for Peter Sterling, a man who runs a pooper-scooper business. Bobby is so impressed by Peter that he…

Hank gets sucked into Kahn’s get-rich-quick scheme when Kahn buys the car wash that hosts car cruising on Friday nights. But Kahn wrecks the business by trying to cut corners,…

When Bobby attends the school’s job shadow program, he winds up interning for Peter Sterling, a man who runs a pooper-scooper business. Bobby is so impressed by Peter that he…

Hank gets sucked into Kahn’s get-rich-quick scheme when Kahn buys the car wash that hosts car cruising on Friday nights. But Kahn wrecks the business by trying to cut corners,…

Buck Strickland embarks on a propane price war with Thatherton and two other rivals, and hires the guys from “American Chopper” to boost sales at the Propane Expo. When the…

In order to raise money to save the Tom Landry Middle School baseball program, Hank invites a Harlem Globetrotters-type softball team to compete against his community league Arlen Zephyrs. But…

Jackie reluctantly seeks help from a therapist after she finally realizes her feelings for Fez; Red’s retirement creates more work for Hyde.

Red and Kitty have a hunch about their new neighbors; Hyde hosts a bonfire to burn disco records in spite of Fez and Jackie’s protests.

Hyde shows Red a way to get rid of extra medication; Fez’s latest girlfriend makes Jackie almost as crazy as she is.

Donna rethinks her future after her dad announces he’s moving to Florida; Jackie plots revenge on Fez for turning her down.

Fez gets a visit from a friend from home (wherever that is); Red and Kitty show their house to prospective buyers; and Hyde’s father has a surprise at the store.

Kelso returns on New Year’s Eve 1979 to celebrate, while Red and Kitty rethink their plans to move to Florida.