After settling her family in Ren Mar, Nancy turns her attention back to business. Later, Guillermo gives her a much-needed crash course in “running” across the border. Meanwhile, Celia gets…

Nancy makes her first successful smuggling run across the border with both drugs and human cargo. Meanwhile, Captain Till strikes a deal with Celia to get her out of jail….

When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common – their mutual hatred of Ted – the “couple” decides to go to the bar to flaunt their…

Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.

Robin’s musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin’s past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.

Barney and Marshall have a discussion about “The Bro Code” because Barney has broken it and wants advice.

Barney gets a new wingman and Ted meets Stella’s daughter.

Ted lives like there’s no tomorrow during a St. Patrick’s Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.

Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.

Barney’s efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an…

After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.

Peter’s boss Angela sends him back to the third grade so that he can qualify for a work promotion. Meanwhile, Brian, Frank Sinatra Jr. and Stewie open the coolest club…

Dissatisfied with his current love life, Brian decides to slow things down when he meets the girl of his dreams, Carolyn. However, Cleveland soon sweeps Carolyn off her feet, and…

When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune “Surfin’ Bird,” Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the…

Mort Goldman accidentally steps into Stewie’s time machine and goes back in time to 1939 Poland, and Brian and Stewie follow to retrieve him. When they find him, the Nazis…

Peter gets a lasting supply of gasoline for the year, so the family decides to use it to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. They pack up and…

Eight-year-old Brian (who is 56 in dog years) seems to have lost a step or two, so Peter gets a new talking dog, New Brian, to “take some of the…

Peter and Lois’s marriage hits a bit of a snag. When Brian wins the New England Rising Writer’s award, the three of them head to Martha’s Vineyard for a nice…

Brian, afraid that he may have lost his last chance at love, searches for a former flame, Tracy. To his surprise, he discovers that he is the father to her…

When Peter gets a pet parrot, he begins acting like a pirate. Peter accidentally kills the bird after raising hell through all of Quahog. Meanwhile, when Brian is visiting the…

Peter decides to grow a mustache, and after being mistaken for a fireman, ends up lending a hand when a fire breaks out at a local fast food restaurant. The…

James Woods returns to seek revenge against Peter. James Woods finds Peter’s wallet, which he lost at Barry Manilow concert, and procedes to steal Peter’s identity, and his family. Peter…

Bobby has to work as a deputy for the school’s police officer after he is framed for throwing a soda can. Meanwhile, Hank accidentally takes the wallet of a man…

Wanting to spend some quality time with his son, Hank distracts Dale, Bill and Boomhauer with a boat building competition. However, when bats attack the construction garage, Hank has to…

Luanne’s long-lost father and Peggy’s brother Hoyt, a two-strike felon, comes to Arlen. After Hoyt gets caught committing another crime, Lucky feels bad and takes the blame, leaving Hoyt free…

After watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland. While the rest of the…

Kahn escapes to the bar and takes up Karaoke after Minh’s father comes to visit. Meanwhile, Bobby and Peggy compete in an escalating game where they try to outdo each…

Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all bets are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl can’t…

Peggy has trouble selling a house when she realizes that the current residents are scaring away the buyers, so she hires actors to play their parts.

While trying to escape her troubles in the secluded mountains near South Park, Britney Spears has a run-in with the boys. Stan and Kyle get swept up in her celebrity…

The boys find a way to make money off an international crisis that requires no talent and very little effort. Cartman convinces the other boys to invite Craig to get…

Ladybird is put on a list of vicious dogs after she gets a little crazy and bites Hank. Afterwards, Hank is urged by a veterinarian to take Ladybird to a…

Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they’re stranded in the Andes Mountains.

In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, “Heavy Metal”, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that’s captured the junior high and under…

Dale’s son becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, but Dale pushes the boy to accept a private school’s offer, which includes a cash contract.

The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.

While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.

Hank helps Buck Strickland battle the Arlen City Council and a rival restaurant after “Sugarfoots” loses its business due to a local ban on the sale of foods containing trans…

Stan realizes he could lose Wendy if he doesn’t get on board with the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary. Cartman would rather kill himself than succumb. But, when…

Bill falls in love after he has a blind date with Charlene, a hot single mother. However, Dale’s intuition tells him something is not quite right with the whole situation.