When a group of Above-the-Liners decide to sponsor a poor Below the Line kid, they agree to do more than simply donate money. They kidnap him.

At Tactical Village, where the precinct competes against other precincts in paintball exercises, Jake gets jealous when Amy runs into an old flame.

Michael and Erin meet “Scott’s Tots”, a group of local teenagers whose college tuition was promised in one of Michael’s grand delusions ten years prior. Meanwhile, in Michael’s absence, Dwight…