When Stan’s father passes away, Stan reveals his real father is actually Jack Smith, a super suave spy. Jack convinces Stan to quit the CIA and work with him at…

Steve becomes a famous author, and the entire family gets caught up in his celebrity, including Stan, who becomes an unbearable “stage parent.” After Steve hooks up with an agent,…

Stan Smith is mad because after getting his wife a job (or “hobby”) as a Real Estate agent, she makes more money than him. In the meantime, his daughter Hayley…

Hayley comes home from a Green Party rally with her hair dyed green, instigating a fight with Stan. While she’s sleeping, Stan cuts her hair (for her own good, of…

Stan Smith uses his CIA skills to help 13-year-old son Steve win class president and the heart of the hottest girl in class, Lisa Silver. But when being class president…

Cristina Yang has little sympathy for Constance Ferguson (special guest star Rosanna Arquette), a prison inmate who jeopardizes her health just to get out of solitary confinement. Meanwhile the interns…

Dorie Russell is waiting for quintuplets, all 5 girls. Her husband seems more concerned than she is but she is set to bring her babies to their term of 36…

Donna gets a job at a radio station and Eric gets jealous because on the air she’s known as Hot Donna and supposedly single. Red gets Earl fired from Fatso…

Parker and Annie plan a quiet evening at home which is interrupted by most of their friends.