Jerry’s girlfriend is naked too often; Elaine’s lifestyle offends a co-worker; Kramer seeks to shorten his showers; George has a disagreement with a new AA member.

Elaine’s boyfriend is too zealous a hockey fan; George ventures saying “I love you”; Kramer has an altercation with a chimp.

Jerry wants to switch barbers without hurting anyone’s feelings; George goes to work, but was he hired?

While driving a postal truck, Kramer and Newman spot Jerry’s stolen car, containing Elaine’s JFK golf clubs.

Jerry has an argument with his mechanic; Newman becomes obsessed with Michigan’s recycling program; Elaine goes to an auction for her boss.

Kramer’s girlfriend disrupts his sleep; Jerry’s parents think he needs financial aid; George ponders an inheritance.