When Cotton learns that the U.S. government is giving the artificial leg of General Santa Ana back to Mexico, he teams up with Dale to steal the leg from the…

When Luanne’s mother, Leanne, is released from prison, she starts living in the Hills’ garage, and becomes romantically involved with Bill. Bill is busy fighting a foot fungus, with every…

After Hank realizes that his new employee at Strickland Propane is a drug addict, he can’t fire him, because drug addiction counts as a disability under the Americans With Disabilities…

Hank and the guys seek vengeance after a group of teenagers beat them at paint-ball.

Hank becomes the prime suspect in an investigation led by Sheriff Buford.

Bobby and Connie get in trouble at school. They skirt their ensuing punishment and are joined by Joseph, as they head to “The Caves”. Hank and Kahn quickly pursue them,…

Buddhist monks think Bobby is a reincarnated Lama.

After his lifelong barber loses it, Hank turns to Army haircutter Bill, who does a fine job on his first civilian head, but at a Government price, prompting Hank to…

Bobby’s affection for a raccoon brings problems when Hank’s dog Ladybird and Dale get into fights with the ersatz pet that could be rabid.

A propane shortage gives Hank Y2K fears that alter his Christmas-gift plans; Dale’s stash of hoarded goods is destroyed by a hamster that he was planning to use for food.

Hank is excited about Halloween until someone complains and has the holiday canceled.

Bobby’s new calling is rodeo roping, but his first experience with livestock introduces him to an ambition even greater–at least to Bobby.

Hank and Peggy are caught in the middle after Strickland’s wife catches him with his girlfriend.

Much to Hank’s dismay, Bobby becomes a plus sized model.

Peggy’s fate and details surrounding Cotton and Didi’s newborn are revealed.

Bill is accepting, but Hank isn’t, when opposing players lie down to let an injured high-school jock break Bill’s touchdown record.

Bill meets Cajun relatives and Hank competes for $1 million in a beer promotion at a football game in New Orleans.

Hank’s propane-smoked turkey is a casualty in “a war called ‘Thanksgiving at the Airport’” as weather stalls the Hills’ trip to Peggy’s folks in Montana.

When Bobby discovers the one sport he is good at, marksmanship, he and Hank decide to enter a father & son tournament. As it turns out Hank is a terrible…

All the kids in the neighborhood are going on their first hunt, but Hank is unable to get a hunting license for him and Bobby. Bobby is so upset about…

Hank gets his tough old football coach to lead Bobby’s football team. When the coach proves to be a tyrant, Bobby decides to quit football and join the soccer team,…

Hank and Peggy go to a magic show where Peggy gets to be the volunteer in the best trick. Hank tries to figure out how the trick was done, and…

Hank gets Luanne a job as a golf course drink girl at the La Grunta resort. In gratitude, Luanne gets Hank a chance to swim with a dolphin. Hank pets…

While studying for her beauty school exam, Luanne sees someone bouncing on Buckley’s old trampoline. It’s Buckley, who has come back as an angel. Hank and Peggy think Luanne was…

Peggy and Hank’s 20th-anniversary party leaves the missus missing their youth; and a bottle of tequila is the highlight of their private revelry.

Hank and Luanne survive the Mega Lo Mart explosion, but Buckley is no more. Hank finds that he is scared of propane, and tries to figure out how to deal…

Hank tries several different methods to improve his sperm count so he can get Peggy pregnant. The frustration of not being able to have another child becomes worse when Cotton…

Hank is outraged when he attends a lawn mower focus group and discovers that the new model of his favorite mower has been turned into an upgraded “yuppified” version.

The Hills are off to Japan so Cotton can apologize to the widow of a soldier he killed in WWII, but something about Cotton’s story doesn’t quite add up.

Cotton runs amuck in Tokyo when rejected by his newly found Japanese son.

Dale plans to buy Nancy a face-lift by suing a tobacco company, which countersues–and carelessly bugs his home.

Bobby avoids a beating by high schoolers by pretending to be one of them.

Peggy gets a job at Alamo Beer, but a clause in her contract prevents her from telling Hank why Texas is completely devoid of the brew for the next 36…

Oblivious to its cultlike ways, Luanne joins a sorority and gets Peggy in too; Hank and the boys rescue emus from death, but don’t know what to do with them.

Hank learns that the incident estranging Dale from his cowboy father was a cover to keep him in the dark about Dad being in the closet.

A con man offers “genius” Peggy an at-home doctorate course, which she finances with the Hills’ retirement fund.

Unaware that the new employee at Strickland Propane is a prostitute, Peggy becomes her best friend and even offers her a place to stay–Hank’s den.

Cotton’s financially strapped VFW group moves into Hank’s home, prompting Hank to recruit Vietnam vets, to whom Cotton doesn’t exactly cotton.

Repeated exposure to poisons forces Dale out of extermination and into a desk job that leads him back into extermination–of careers.

After learning the Army used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug, Bill gets drunk and steals a tank. And it’s up to his friends to try to…