After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.

A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.

Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.

Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.

Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents’ liberal parenting style.

A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.

Connie’s delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who’s oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.

A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie’s dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.

Bobby’s preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.

When Peter decides to become a famous actor, he becomes Tom Tucker’s agent as his first step toward stardom. Meanwhile, Chris dates a girl who looks disturbingly like a member…

Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale’s fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank’s kitchen floor to collapse.

Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust–until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.

Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.

Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman’s daughter.

When Reverend Stroup gives the Hills’ pew at the Arlen First Methodist Church to another family, Hank and his family decide to find another church. A slick pastor tries to…

When Buck gets banned from his favorite strip club, he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a “fun” place to work. He makes his employees dress in costumes, have sleepovers in…

A young boy, Caleb, starts following Hank around, making fun of him and generally annoying him. Hank isn’t sure how to deal with such a young bully.

Lucky asks Peggy to help him get his GED in the hopes of improving his chances of marrying Luanne. Peggy intentionally teaches him the wrong information so he’ll fail and…

When Bobby attends the school’s job shadow program, he winds up interning for Peter Sterling, a man who runs a pooper-scooper business. Bobby is so impressed by Peter that he…

When Bobby attends the school’s job shadow program, he winds up interning for Peter Sterling, a man who runs a pooper-scooper business. Bobby is so impressed by Peter that he…

When Reverend Stroup gives the Hills’ pew at the Arlen First Methodist Church to another family, Hank and his family decide to find another church. A slick pastor tries to…

When Buck gets banned from his favorite strip club, he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a “fun” place to work. He makes his employees dress in costumes, have sleepovers in…

Hank discovers that Dale and Boomhauer take yearly vacations together, and assumes that they are trying to avoid Bill. He invites his family and Bill along for a weekend at…

A young boy, Caleb, starts following Hank around, making fun of him and generally annoying him. Hank isn’t sure how to deal with such a young bully.

After Bill nurses Hank, Peggy and Bobby through the flu, he starts to feel lonely when there is no one else to take care of. Hank gets Bill to volunteer…

Lucky asks Peggy to help him get his GED in the hopes of improving his chances of marrying Luanne. Peggy intentionally teaches him the wrong information so he’ll fail and…

Hoping to get Bobby to stop cracking jokes in school, Hank enrolls Bobby in a clown class at the local community college. The pretentious instructor teaches Bobby classical comedic theory…

In order to raise money to save the Tom Landry Middle School baseball program, Hank invites a Harlem Globetrotters-type softball team to compete against his community league Arlen Zephyrs. But…

When Lucky wants to give Luanne the expensive wedding that she desires, he sues Dale with a frivolous lawsuit after having an accident on the job. After Lucky’s lawyer finds…

Hank discovers that Dale and Boomhauer take yearly vacations together, and assumes that they are trying to avoid Bill. He invites his family and Bill along for a weekend at…

Bill has to shape up for an upcoming Army physical, but when he becomes friends with a group of body builders he becomes aggressive and develops a bad attitude. Hank…

After Bill nurses Hank, Peggy and Bobby through the flu, he starts to feel lonely when there is no one else to take care of. Hank gets Bill to volunteer…

When Lucky wants to give Luanne the expensive wedding that she desires, he sues Dale with a frivolous lawsuit after having an accident on the job. After Lucky’s lawyer finds…

Hoping to get Bobby to stop cracking jokes in school, Hank enrolls Bobby in a clown class at the local community college. The pretentious instructor teaches Bobby classical comedic theory…

In order to raise money to save the Tom Landry Middle School baseball program, Hank invites a Harlem Globetrotters-type softball team to compete against his community league Arlen Zephyrs. But…

Bill has to shape up for an upcoming Army physical, but when he becomes friends with a group of body builders he becomes aggressive and develops a bad attitude. Hank…

Feeling unfeminine after a clothing exchange party with the neighborhood girls, Hank offers Peggy a new pair of shoes. After finding that her usual place in Lubbock is out of…

Feeling unfeminine after a clothing exchange party with the neighborhood girls, Hank offers Peggy a new pair of shoes. After finding that her usual place in Lubbock is out of…

When Bobby’s snakes gets into the toilet Hank decides to call Animal Control. But instead of taking care of the problem they make the city believe that the problem is…

The guys discuss what they want to pass on to their children, Bill becomes despondent because he doesn’t have any. In an effort to cheer him up, they help Bill…