Steve and the boys take part in a prison experiment to earn some cash. Meanwhile, Stan deals with the death of his CIA groundskeeper friend.

Stan has to take over Roger’s different personas after a tumor takes him out of commission. Principal Lewis pressures Steve and the school choir to do whatever it takes to…

Steve gets competitive during the father-son events at Possum Lake. Roger learns how to ride a bike.

Worried about their bickering, Stan and Francine go to extremes to save their marriage. Roger excels at jingle writing.

Stan and Hayley compete in collecting data for the US Census; Klaus has Steve and his friends model for his new camera.

Stan brings President Garfield back to life to teach Hayley about history; Steve joins the school newspaper.

Steve and Snot alter their futures when they throw a party for the uncool kids. Meanwhile, Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn’t compliment his order.

When Stan is on a mission, Francine pretends she’s a widow. Steve and his friends play wrestling and get beat up by Principal Lewis.

Francine joins in on Steve and his pals’ live-action role-playing game. Stan opens a knock-off Seaworld in the house.

Steve joins the high school water polo team to get girls. Meanwhile, Roger and Stan get a boat.

Hayley mentally regresses to a 6-year-old. Steve and his pals get a slow cooker.

Steve and Snot are fed up with being bullied. When they enroll in a karate class, Snot is brainwashed by the sensei, and it’s Steve’s mission to get him back….

When Steve swears at Francine, she refuses to cook for him, and he becomes a successful chef, appearing on a popular morning show. Meanwhile, Stan thinks he can make people…

Roger and Klaus start having a secret affair after they accidentally end up on an online date together. Meanwhile, Steve tries to catch Hayley’s pink eye to get out of…

Roger becomes a marionette and injures other students to help Steve win the school talent show. Meanwhile, Stan, Hayley and Klaus start their own local honey business.

Steve and his friends take up witchcraft to gain power and popularity at school. Stan and Klaus become obsessed with remembering 90s bands.

Klaus gets transferred into the navigation system of Stan’s car when Stan refuses to pay for life-saving surgery; Steve and his friends prank Roger, who then terrorizes them for revenge.

Steve becomes the town pariah after he convinces the star quarterback of the Bazooka Sharks arena football team to stop playing. Meanwhile, Roger forces Hayley to become a cab driver…

Roger runs off in disguise as a Julia Roberts character to a small town after Stan hurts his feelings; Steve plans a meeting when he finds out that Jeff and…

Steve becomes a pilot.

Roger forges a radical plan to help Steve date the hot girl at school. Roger will switch faces with Steve “Face/Off”-style, seduce her, then tag Steve back in after she’s…

Stan is frustrated that Steve and his friends never play outside, but Francine refuses to let Stan take the kids to the woods for some outdoor fun. Of course, Stan…

Determined to get Snot to confront his emotions after his father passes away, Steve and friends embark on an epic cross-country road trip to the funeral. But Steve’s commitment to…

Thwarted in their efforts to secure dates for the upcoming high school prom, Steve and Snot turn to the CIA’s cloning machine to churn out two willing ladies. But, when…

Francine’s “Poltergasm” starts to haunt the Smith household when she is unsatisfied by Stan in the sack, and Roger must conjure a medium named Zelda Rubinstein to help eliminate the…

In a desperate attempt to show Steve that she’s still a “cool” mom, Francine teaches him a vast array of shoplifting techniques to try out at the local mall. B…

Roger is forced to sell his beloved attic bar to a restaurant chain after suffering a heart attack, and a sexy new next-door neighbor promises to take Steve and his…

When Barry (guest voice Eddie Kay Thomas) threatens Stan’s old high school wrestling record, Stan enlists Roger to beat Barry and defend his small claim to fame. However, Stan is…

Stan makes a desperate attempt to bond with his son by creating a busty blonde bombshell.

When Stan runs into his former crush from CIA boot camp, his affection for her resurfaces, which drives Francine into a jealous frenzy. By including Roger in her plan for…

Stan is shocked when he is told that Deputy Director Bullock is showing early signs of dementia and needs his memory erased; Roger hires an old friend to help Steve…

Francine tries to get Stan to spice up their sex life; Hayley tries to get back into dating and accepts a date with Snot.

When Steve’s baby sitter is unavailable, Stan and Francine decide to leave him with Hayley; Steve sneaks out to a party to prove he’s not a goody-goody.

Francine regrets deciding to teach Roger the value of hard work; Steve interviews Stan for a school project.

Roger pretends to be Jeff’s imaginary friend so he can roam around the house without a disguise; when Jeff realizes Roger is an alien, Stan issues an ultimatum — either…

Francine thinks Stan spends too much time with his friends; a boy band recruits Steve and his friends for a music video.

When Stan invites his recently widowed mother to move in, she and Roger fall in love and wed; Steve and his friends find a lost movie script.

Steve and his friends sabotage a stuck-up kid’s bar mitzvah after the kid hits on Steve’s girlfriend, Debbie. But when Snot is wrongly accused of stealing the kid’s bar-mitzvah money,…

Roger declares that he was sent to Earth to be “the decider” of humanity’s fate, and Stan challenges him on it.

Francine and Stan swap spouses with their gay neighbours Terry and Greg when Terry’s dad, a former football player who doesn’t know that his son is gay, arrives for a…