The Smiths dine at their favorite Chinese restaurant and read their fortune cookies aloud. Pretty normal stuff – until Jerry reads his.

Thanks to Roger, Snot discovers his dead father was a demolition derby driver. Hayley takes Steve on a road trip, so he can learn to drive.

While running an errand in Little Columbia, Stan is confronted by his hidden past.

Hayley and Steve find themselves stranded in a suburban neighborhood.

Steve goes to boarding school, only to discover it’s an all-girls school. Stan is annoyed by a parade of characters that come to take Steve’s place at home.

Stan and Steve become sushi chefs.