Max makes up a disease to get out of gym class. Meanwhile, Alex finds out her art teacher is a 16-year-old girl, and turns her back. This results in art,…

Flashbacks trace the evolution of Jerry, George and Elaine’s disastrous trip to a wedding in India, and Kramer’s desperate need to barter for a birthday wish.

The pilot is cast, taped and aired, but George doesn’t think he’ll live to see its success.

An odor in Jerry’s car seeps into the love life of Elaine.

Kramer wants to audition for Jerry and George’s pilot; and the network president becomes obsessed with Elaine.

A weekend is kaput, partly because of George’s driving.

Elaine’s assistant has words with Jerry, who has few with George; Kramer deals for more Cuban cigars.

The man who’s threatening Jerry is the same Joe who’s dating Elaine.

Jerry courts a woman with a tame past; George makes a bad move at a meeting; a man disagrees with Elaine.

Kramer makes Elaine’s Christmas card a collector’s item, and settles an argument with a designer; Jerry is caught in a human moment by his new female friend; George pleads to…

A show about “nothing” is George’s pitch to network execs interested in a series for Jerry.

Jerry and George take another meeting; Kramer testifies for Newman in a speeding-ticket protest.

Jerry’s dad has a bad time at the back doctor’s; Elaine wants to part with her boyfriend; Jerry’s unhappy with George’s network “negotiating.”

The network president doesn’t play George’s game; Jerry deals for his “broken” watch; Elaine is a hot topic in the office of her psychiatrist boyfriend.

Jerry and Elaine see opportunities for themselves when George causes a couple to separate; Kramer can’t remove his new jeans.

Jerry falls for a woman much like himself; George wants out of his wedding, and his fiancée doesn’t want Elaine in the wedding party.

Susan’s friend interferes with Jerry’s planned jokes; Susan’s doll reminds George of his mother; Frank Costanza builds a billiard room.

Elaine suspects a co-worker is faking a hearing impairment; Jerry makes a faux pas at the Friars Club after comic Pat Cooper sponsors him for membership.

Jerry gets miffed when a salesman hits on Elaine while she’s with him; George suspects hookers are conducting business in his parked car.

Kramer demands compensation from Elaine for his chiropractic effort; Jerry’s flame always wears the same outfit.

George becomes obsessed with Marisa Tomei after he’s told he’s her type; Jerry gives his father a Cadillac.

George has a meeting with Marisa Tomei; the Cadillac Jerry buys his father sparks trouble for his dad.

Just when the ER is understaffed and swamped, two children who were brought in turn out to have full blown smallpox. The entire ER must be locked down. The staff…

George’s parents meet Susan’s; Elaine fears her enthusiasm may have scared off the musician she’s dating; Kramer drives a hansom cab, but feeds his steed bad fuel.

Kramer sues Elaine’s friend for sinking his golf career; George’s apparent work ethic impresses his bosses.

Elaine holds a monopoly on the contraceptive devices that Susan prefers; Kramer refuses to wear a ribbon on his AIDS walk.

Cooing between Jerry and his girlfriend irritates George; Elaine runs afoul of a soup vendor; Kramer loses Elaine’s armoire to muggers.

George dines with Elaine’s boss; Jerry’s sleeping foot costs him a commercial; Kramer gives traffic advice to firemen.

An acquaintance latches on to Jerry; George objects to Susan’s relationship with his pals; Kramer’s new phone number brings many wrong numbers.

Elaine shares her feelings about George with the wrong person. Meanwhile, George discovers the power of tears.

A maestro impresses Elaine, jeopardizes Kramer’s lawsuit and makes Jerry curious about housing in Italy.

Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like “grown-up men”; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake.

Dr. Carter, Abby and other staff of the ER are quarantined as the CDC investigate a mysterious, deadly outbreak.

Lorelai’s stint in the Stars Hollow High School local business success speakers forum gets derailed by some controversial personal questions, much to the delight of Luke and the consternation of…

Parker, Booth’s son, discovers a corpse’s finger in a bird’s nest, causing the team to launch an investigation to try to find the rest of the body. After finding the…

Michael and Maria flee from Roswell after helping Laurie DuPree escape from the police, and Max learns that a deadly parasite was released into Earth’s atmosphere when their ship crashed…

Max tries to stop Alex and Kyle from being buried alive in a cave filled with glowing blue crystals; Isabel is kidnapped by Grant Sorenson possessed by the alien parasite…

Maurice sulks over what he believes is an unflattering photo taken by Holling, Maggie worries about needing glasses and getting old, and Joel tries to explain Chris’ uncanny appeal to…

Maurice sulks over what he believes is an unflattering photo taken by Holling, Maggie worries about needing glasses and getting old, and Joel tries to explain Chris’ uncanny appeal to…