Diane represents ballistics expert Kurt McVeigh in a lawsuit; Eli takes an interest in Wendy Scott-Carr’s illegal nanny.

The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George’s sitcom. But there’s an in-flight emergency, stranding them in a small town.

Witnesses testify to the gang’s (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a “Good Samaritan Law.”

George goes to work for his father; Jerry’s girlfriend wants to see his emotions; Kramer adopts a suburban feel at home; Elaine prompts two Jewish men to renounce their faith.

Kramer battles junk mail; George thinks his parents are trying to avoid him; Jerry acquires a van; and Elaine gets a new man, whose past comes back to haunt her.

Kramer turns his apartment into a talk-show set; Jerry’s girlfriend won’t let him play with her toys; George’s clash with pigeons leads to problems with a squirrel; a new employee’s…

Kramer returns to work after his 12-year strike is settled; Jerry dates a woman whose appearance fluctuates; George gives holiday gifts in his co-workers’ names to a fraudulent charity.

Jerry dates Bette Midler’s understudy, who gets the call after George injures Bette; Elaine suspects she’s being insulted in Korean.

George changes his life by going against his instincts; Kramer plugs his book on “Live with Regis and Kathie Lee.”

Jerry’s mechanic “steals” his lovemaking technique; someone’s license plates enhance Kramer’s image; Mrs. Costanza gets an eye job.

The sale of Morty’s raincoats is delayed; George tries to buy back his dad’s clothes.

George embarrasses himself at a kids’ birthday party; Jerry heckles back at a heckler.

Jerry runs afoul of a doorman; Kramer invents a bra for men. Elaine offends Mr. Pitt’s neighbor.

Kramer plans to profit from raincoats created by Jerry’s dad; George sells his dad’s old “cruisewear.”

Jerry and Elaine’s suspicion about “nonfat” yogurt figures into New York City’s mayoral race.

Jerry makes a blind date; Kramer makes a change to increase his sperm count.

Reading TV Guide nets Elaine an admirer, but gets her into trouble with George’s father; Jerry’s gift to Elaine offends her friend.

George wants to change religions for the sake of romance, while Kramer is attracted to a novice nun.

Jerry’s appearance with Bryant Gumbel is not the expected career boost for Kramer’s girlfriend; but George gets a new career after moving back with his parents.

Jerry thinks his accountant may be on drugs; George’s passion wins him a job; Elaine’s exclamations end her relationship.

There are many repercussions after the gang parks in a handicap space.

Susan’s friend interferes with Jerry’s planned jokes; Susan’s doll reminds George of his mother; Frank Costanza builds a billiard room.

Elaine fails a drug test–twice–and loses her job; Jerry talks about his Uncle Leo on “The Tonight Show.”

George’s parents meet Susan’s; Elaine fears her enthusiasm may have scared off the musician she’s dating; Kramer drives a hansom cab, but feeds his steed bad fuel.

Kramer sues Elaine’s friend for sinking his golf career; George’s apparent work ethic impresses his bosses.

Kramer’s girlfriend disrupts his sleep; Jerry’s parents think he needs financial aid; George ponders an inheritance.

Jerry tries to help Newman get transferred; George trades tales with a shipwreck survivor to obtain a dream apartment; Kramer coughs like a dog; a minor insult has a major…

An employee’s military bent scares Elaine; Kramer cooks for a Jewish singles night; Jerry finds fault with his girlfriend’s mentor.

Elaine’s staff loses respect for her after seeing her dance; George benefits socially when Elaine labels him a “bad seed”; Kramer’s friend forces Jerry into crime.

Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like “grown-up men”; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake.

A 16-year-old murder case must be reopened when the daughter of the convicted killer holds Col. Barnfather hostage. Pembleton and Bayliss investigate an elderly man whose wife died of drowning…

The murder of a deadbeat father whose son is dying of leukemia presents McCoy and Ross with a sympathetic suspect and a moral dilemma.

The brutal murder of a Jewish jeweler appears to be a hate crime, but the investigation soon leads back to the man’s brother and his shady business deals.