Archer and Lana go missing as a hostage situation gets out of control

Archer and the gang are hired by renowned director, Ellis Crane, to investigate suspicious activity on the set of his new movie, Deadly Velvet.

A fundraiser goes awry due to party crashers.

Justin and Alex are chosen to create an issue of the Captain Jim Bob Sherwood comic book, with Justin writing the story and Alex doing the illustrations. But when they…

A bookstore busts Uncle Leo for shoplifting and George for bathroom reading; a misdeed at a company party costs Elaine; Kramer and Newman get a rickshaw, and audition homeless people…

George buys an arcade game to preserve his high score; fear of a serial killer adversely affects Jerry’s social life; Elaine eats Peterman’s slice of wedding cake from the nuptials…

The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George’s sitcom. But there’s an in-flight emergency, stranding them in a small town.

Witnesses testify to the gang’s (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a “Good Samaritan Law.”

Kramer turns his apartment into a talk-show set; Jerry’s girlfriend won’t let him play with her toys; George’s clash with pigeons leads to problems with a squirrel; a new employee’s…

Jerry’s girlfriend is naked too often; Elaine’s lifestyle offends a co-worker; Kramer seeks to shorten his showers; George has a disagreement with a new AA member.

An actress turns Jerry’s criticism into a one-woman show; Kramer stops talking after offending George; Elaine struggles to understand a cartoon in The New Yorker.

Jerry dates Bette Midler’s understudy, who gets the call after George injures Bette; Elaine suspects she’s being insulted in Korean.

While driving a postal truck, Kramer and Newman spot Jerry’s stolen car, containing Elaine’s JFK golf clubs.

George pretends he’s a tourist to bond with a tourism worker; Elaine’s former boss steals her million-dollar idea, while Kramer promotes a bus tour about the life of Elaine’s current…

Elaine suspects a co-worker is faking a hearing impairment; Jerry makes a faux pas at the Friars Club after comic Pat Cooper sponsors him for membership.

Kramer’s job at the Tony Awards leads to a meeting with Raquel Welch; George helps Jerry date a high-maintenance woman; Elaine is labeled catty after making a comment about a…

Jerry has an argument with his mechanic; Newman becomes obsessed with Michigan’s recycling program; Elaine goes to an auction for her boss.

Elaine fails a drug test–twice–and loses her job; Jerry talks about his Uncle Leo on “The Tonight Show.”

Elaine’s review of a film loses her friends; a woman mistakes George for her boyfriend; Jerry visits his parents in Florida.

Gang members protest George’s handling of a scholarship named for Susan; some find Jerry’s new girlfriend objectionable; Peterman wants Kramer’s life experiences for his own autobiography, written by Elaine.

Kramer becomes the spokesman for a woman George wants to avoid; Jerry’s bookie welches; a co-worker mistakes Elaine for someone else, who’s reported as a problem worker.

Kramer sues Elaine’s friend for sinking his golf career; George’s apparent work ethic impresses his bosses.

George dines with Elaine’s boss; Jerry’s sleeping foot costs him a commercial; Kramer gives traffic advice to firemen.

Kramer’s girlfriend disrupts his sleep; Jerry’s parents think he needs financial aid; George ponders an inheritance.

George loses an expensive hat Elaine charged to her business account; a neon sign prompts Kramer and Jerry to swap apartments.

Susan’s parents act to preserve her memory; Kramer gives Elaine a confidence boost after Peterman puts her in charge.

Frasier discovers that a steamy best seller was based on his affair with an older woman.

Rigsby and Van Pelt go undercover as a couple with relationship problems to investigate the death of a woman who received advice from a radio love doctor.

After Trista and Louis were the first couple to be eliminated, five teams remain to show their stuff on the dance floor. This week’s teams showcase the Tango (John O’Hurley,…

With Evander and Edyta voted out last week, only four couples remain.

Even though they scored well with the judges, Rachel and Jonathan didn’t find favor with the audience and were eliminated. Now just three couples remain. This week John, Joey, and…

John and Kelly are the two remaining celebrities and face each other in tonight’s finale dance-off.

Kelly Monaco and John O’Hurley will return to the Dancing with the Stars ballroom for a so-called “dance-off” on Sept. 20. The results, based solely on viewer voting, will be…

After squaring off in a Dance-off on September 20th, the winners will be revealed.

Six celebrities and their professional partners compete live! The first competition has the couples doing either the Cha Cha or a Waltz. Edyta, Charlotte and Ashly will lead their partners…

This week the contestants must learn the Rumba and the Quickstep. It is the last week for all six teams to compete together. The first elimination based on viewer votes…

When Stan is on a mission, Francine pretends she’s a widow. Steve and his friends play wrestling and get beat up by Principal Lewis.

The remaining 14 chefs are challenged to create perfectly proportioned 6-inch sausages. The dinner service will include Drew Lachey, John O’Hurley, Tom Green, Melinda Clarke, Chris “Kid” Reid and Kristy…

Peter Allows Meg to go to a party with her new friend. This angers Lois because its the same day as Stewie’s birthday. What Meg doesn’t know is that she’s…

Filmed in glorious black and white with a comic book feel to it, this is a modern retelling of Frankenstein as Mulder and Scully get caught up in a town…