A woman who comes to the office to sell purses gets the male members of staff excited. She rejects Dwight’s advances, but Michael reckons he’s still in with a chance.

A consultant arrives to teach the staff about tolerance and diversity but Michael insists on imparting his own knowledge. Meanwhile, Jim struggles to keep hold of a lucrative contract extension.

Michael doesn’t want to upset the staff so he gets Dwight to pass on news about the company’s reduced health provisions. Fed up with his nosiness, Jim and Pam pretend…

Michael arranges a morale-boosting birthday party for Meredith and is determined to come up with the funniest message in her card. Dwight wants a pact with Jim to fight the…