Steve becomes the town pariah after he convinces the star quarterback of the Bazooka Sharks arena football team to stop playing. Meanwhile, Roger forces Hayley to become a cab driver…

A mold of Francine’s vagina is displayed in a museum.

Hayley experiences what pregnancy would be like after Roger agrees to give birth to Jeff so he can be human again. Snot’s feelings are hurt when Steve secretly signs him…

The Smith family must rescue Steve after he is kidnapped and taken to the North Pole. There, Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones that he needs…

When Steve starts acting like a spoiled brat during the holidays, Stan takes him to see his incarcerated Grandpa Jack, who tells him the story of how he caught Minstrel…

Stan mixes up his nighttime routine after his 100th kill, but mistakenly unleashes a “good” Stan in his sleep – Jekyll & Hyde-style – who’s hell-bent on pursuing all the…

Thwarted in their efforts to secure dates for the upcoming high school prom, Steve and Snot turn to the CIA’s cloning machine to churn out two willing ladies. But, when…

Roger rediscovers one of personas, Ricky Spanish, and remembers why he’s the most hated person in Langley Falls. Meanwhile, the child Stan and Francine sponsored in Africa suddenly shows up…

When Barry (guest voice Eddie Kay Thomas) threatens Stan’s old high school wrestling record, Stan enlists Roger to beat Barry and defend his small claim to fame. However, Stan is…

Stressed out by his family and his obligations, Stan decides to buy a hot tub to relieve his stress, but gets into hot water when he finds out the hot…

When a hurricane hits Langley Falls, the Smiths fight like mad to survive in their home. The crossover starts on The Cleveland Show S03E02 The Hurricane (I) and Family Guy…

Roger becomes Steve’s legal guardian, but gets a little overzealous in the parenting department when he gets the principal fired. After getting beat up by the other teachers at the…

When Stan realizes that he might never fulfill his dream of becoming a Best Man, he convinces his last single friend, Principal Lewis to marry the school’s Superintendent and to…

Stan makes a desperate attempt to bond with his son by creating a busty blonde bombshell.

When Black Villain shoots Stan’s new wife, Sexpun Tocome, on their honeymoon, Stan teams up with his nemesis to take him down.

Francine tries to rig the school spelling bee so that Steve will win; Stan and Roger try to rush Hayley’s grieving process so she will be available to judge their…

Francine tries to get Stan to spice up their sex life; Hayley tries to get back into dating and accepts a date with Snot.

A talk show reveals that Francine was the toddler who, famously, was rescued from a well by a firefighter; Francine makes a discovery when she falls down the well on…

The Smiths get drunk at Roger’s Mardi Gras party and make a pact with Bullock; Roger tries to find the person who left a pastie in the attic.

Roger pretends to be Jeff’s imaginary friend so he can roam around the house without a disguise; when Jeff realizes Roger is an alien, Stan issues an ultimatum — either…

When Steve’s baby sitter is unavailable, Stan and Francine decide to leave him with Hayley; Steve sneaks out to a party to prove he’s not a goody-goody.

Francine and Stan swap spouses with their gay neighbours Terry and Greg when Terry’s dad, a former football player who doesn’t know that his son is gay, arrives for a…

Steve plots revenge after girlfriend Debbie loses a very dirty election for class president. But it backfires badly.

When Langley Falls bans trans fats, Stan and Steve become smugglers. Meanwhile, Klaus gets word that he has received an inheritance but can’t collect it because the CIA has turned…

When Steve has trouble crossing over into the “cool kids” social circle, Klaus and Roger place their bets to see how quickly Roger can make him cool. Everything they try…

After Snot professes his love for Hayley and gets shot down, Steve and Roger devise a plan to cheer him up. Roger dresses up as Steve’s cousin from New Jersey,…

Stan and Francine fight over how to redecorate the house. It goes so far that they split the house down the middle and try to live without each other. Meanwhile,…

Bonding with Steve at the zoo causes Stan to lose Steve in the gorilla cage.

Stan offers a reward to the person who can stop Hayley and her old boyfriend from eloping.

Wanting to have the scariest haunted house on the block, Stan comes up with a ”killer” setup; Steve competes to win the heart of his overprotective friend’s younger sister.

When Roger releases lethal gas into the Smith residence, the family moves into a hotel while the fumes clear.

Stan and Francine have trouble keeping up with a younger couple’s lifestyle.

After an argument with Stan, Roger moves out of the house and is subsequently replaced. Meanwhile, Steve acquires a new job at Pearl Bailey High School.

When Steve challenges Stan for family dominance, Stan does everything he can to prove to Steve that he is the alpha male of the Smith house. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff…

Roger studies crime scene photography; Stan bullies Steve in hopes of toughening him up.

Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they are a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless…

When Steve is selected to sing the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans’ Day celebration, he gets some heat from Stan who doesn’t think he’s ready for such an…

Stan hunts for an ex-KGB agent but can’t find him–until he moves in next door. And Steve is building a rocket for a school science project, but can’t get it…

When Steve brings home a permission slip to take sex ed at school, Stan flips out and demands to teach it himself. However, after Stan unrealistically explains the birds and…

Stan Smith is mad because after getting his wife a job (or “hobby”) as a Real Estate agent, she makes more money than him. In the meantime, his daughter Hayley…