Ted breaks one of Barney and Marshall’s relationship rules, texting a woman he recently met, so the pair play a joke on Ted by pretending to be the woman.

While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t…

While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t…

As a favor, Peter takes a mobster’s nephew to a movie.

As a favor, Peter takes a mobster’s nephew to a movie.

Peter makes Chris pretend he’s dying, in order to save a television program.

Brian’s gay cousin Jasper visits the Griffin house and announces that he is engaged to his partner and wants to be married at their house. When Mayor West bans gay…

Lois thinks Stewie is trying to kill her due to his lack of quality time with his father, so she orders Peter to spend more time with Stewie. Meanwhile Chris…

Peter makes Chris pretend he’s dying, in order to save a television program.

“The Bachelorette” comes to Quahog and Brian is chosen to be a contestant. Brian does not like the show, but participates just to have a vacation only to wind up…

Lois’ aunt dies and leaves her mansion to the Griffins.

Lois’ aunt dies and leaves her mansion to the Griffins.

Mort Goldman accidentally steps into Stewie’s time machine and goes back in time to 1939 Poland, and Brian and Stewie follow to retrieve him. When they find him, the Nazis…

Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn’t take to the new Stewie all too well. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him, when he…

Peter and the guys interview potential friends to fill the vacancy left by Cleveland. Meanwhile, Brian discovers that Quagmire hates him.

Peter, Joe, and Quagmire search for the source of a dirty joke.

Peter makes good on another power outage at home–by entertaining his family with a retelling of Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back. Newcomers to the story include Mort…

When Lois discovers that Stewie’s sick playmate is being denied medical treatment because his parents are Christian Scientists, she decides to take matters into her own hands.

On the return from an adventurous day at an amusement park, the Griffins’ car breaks down in Amish country and they are stranded with no way out. When Meg falls…

The Griffins are invited to join the prestigious Barrington Country Club and get thrown out.

When the owner of The Drunken Clam is killed, Peter and the guys must find a way to save the bar, after the bank threatens to close it. Meanwhile, Meg…

When the owner of The Drunken Clam is killed, Peter and the guys must find a way to save the bar, after the bank threatens to close it. Meanwhile, Meg…

The Griffins are invited to join the prestigious Barrington Country Club and get thrown out.

Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the face of his anti-smoking campaign under the caveat that Peter…

Chris is forbidden to see Jerome’s daughter Pam, so when the kids run away together, Jerome and Peter must work together to find them.

Peter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking a city-wide search and turning the citizens of Quahog against each…

Brian tries to use Dylan’s television connections to further his career.

Peter gets lost in the mall overnight after his family abandons him. Meanwhile, Brian pretends to be a millionaire to win over a girl.

To everyone’s surprise, Chris wins homecoming king. However, Meg finds out that the cool kids plan to prank him during the homecoming ceremony, so they go to the school to…

Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50. Because of dog years, Brian is the only one old enough to buy alcohol, so Peter makes him buy all of his…

Stewie is diagnosed with ADD and prescribed Adderall, which Brian takes to write a 2000-page proposal to pitch to author George R.R. Martin at a book convention. Meanwhile, Quagmire and…

Peter gets a check in the mail from the sale of his mother’s home and he remembers that all of his old porn is still in there. When he returns…

Peter’s sister, Karen, decides to come for Thanksgiving and bullies Peter the same way Meg treats him. While Meg is at first amused, she later feels badly and decides to…

Quagmire admits that he is in love with Lois. Unfortunately, he proclaims his love while he has accidentally pocket-dialed Peter. Peter is furious and Brian takes it upon himself to…

When Peter’s couch is stolen from his front lawn, the guys form a neighborhood watch group. While on duty, Peter sees someone trying to climb into Cleveland’s house and he…

Lois and her mom, Babs, have a relaxing spa day, leaving Peter to entertain Lois’ father, Carter. The boys fall for an email scam, and have to go to Africa…

After attending obedience school, Brian becomes much more submissive, and Peter realizes he misses his old, feistier pal. Meanwhile, Chris makes a new friend at school, but feels betrayed when…

Peter’s friends roast him. With his feelings hurt, he seeks refuge by befriending a group of gossipy women.

Lois books a fun couple’s vacation in the Bahamas. But, much to Peter’s surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counseling program instead. Meanwhile, Carter watches the kids at…

In a special hour-long crossover with The Simpsons, the Griffins meet the Simpson family when they end up in Springfield after their car is stolen. Stewie takes lessons in pranks…