Kramer tries mousse in his hair. Jerry gets Elaine an opportunity to get the apartment right above him, before he realizes the possible implications. George tests the “man with a…

George quits his job in a huff after he is demoted to using the regular bathroom. Newman tells Kramer that he plans to jump off the building. Jerry suggests that…

George thinks he’s had a heart attack. The doctor tells him otherwise, but he might want to get his tonsils and adenoids removed. Elaine is interested in the doctor and…

Jerry, Elaine and George stop for a quick Chinese dinner before a showing of Plan 9 From Outer Space on the big screen. However, while waiting a really long time…

Jerry’s parents come to town for a 50th anniversary party. Jerry bets Kramer that he won’t complete his plans to renovate his apartment with levels in a month. Jerry takes…

The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George’s sitcom. But there’s an in-flight emergency, stranding them in a small town.

Witnesses testify to the gang’s (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a “Good Samaritan Law.”

George argues with a stranger over a “dream” parking space in front of Jerry’s apartment.

A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.

Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.

Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.

Jerry dates Bette Midler’s understudy, who gets the call after George injures Bette; Elaine suspects she’s being insulted in Korean.

George changes his life by going against his instincts; Kramer plugs his book on “Live with Regis and Kathie Lee.”

A gym member teams with George in business and makes a date with Elaine to see Mel Torme; Jerry suspects his dentist of hanky-panky.

George embarrasses himself at a kids’ birthday party; Jerry heckles back at a heckler.

George postpones breaking up with his girlfriend; Kramer befriends a fellow soap-opera stand-in; and Jerry bombs trying to cheer up a sick friend.

Kramer plans to profit from raincoats created by Jerry’s dad; George sells his dad’s old “cruisewear.”

Clothing problems are a hang-up; George hires a secretary.

A “brief” stop to buy gifts for a dinner party becomes an ordeal thanks to George’s big coat.

A writer hits a woman in the head with Elaine’s electronic organiser; George lies to impress a woman.

Jerry dates a woman whose boss has a grudge against him; Elaine dates a Communist whose ideology spreads to George and Kramer.

George suspects that his girlfriend is bulimic; Jerry dates a woman who has a friendlier roommate; Elaine loans out her boss’s tennis racket.

Jerry makes a blind date; Kramer makes a change to increase his sperm count.

Reading TV Guide nets Elaine an admirer, but gets her into trouble with George’s father; Jerry’s gift to Elaine offends her friend.

The pilot is cast, taped and aired, but George doesn’t think he’ll live to see its success.

A tennis lineswoman is game to help George learn why he’s been dumped.

Kramer wants to audition for Jerry and George’s pilot; and the network president becomes obsessed with Elaine.

On a flight to NYC, Jerry has a first-class time, but Elaine suffers in coach. Meanwhile, Kramer and George try to hit the right airport.

Kramer makes Elaine’s Christmas card a collector’s item, and settles an argument with a designer; Jerry is caught in a human moment by his new female friend; George pleads to…

The difficulties met by four persons trying to meet at one movie.

Jerry and George find Kramer, whose past is laid out by the lieutenant seeking his confession.

A show about “nothing” is George’s pitch to network execs interested in a series for Jerry.

While driving a postal truck, Kramer and Newman spot Jerry’s stolen car, containing Elaine’s JFK golf clubs.

George pretends he’s a tourist to bond with a tourism worker; Elaine’s former boss steals her million-dollar idea, while Kramer promotes a bus tour about the life of Elaine’s current…

Jerry gets miffed when a salesman hits on Elaine while she’s with him; George suspects hookers are conducting business in his parked car.

George gets his boss, George Steinbrenner, hooked on calzones, then loses his supplier; Kramer warms to clothing fresh from the dryer.

Jerry has an argument with his mechanic; Newman becomes obsessed with Michigan’s recycling program; Elaine goes to an auction for her boss.

George crafts a place to nap at work; a new beau gives Elaine a mattress, which Kramer promptly soils; Jerry’s kitchen is redesigned against his will.

The Mets express interest in George; an inattentive saleswoman irks Elaine; Kramer prepares for his millennium party; Jerry jockeys for position on his girlfriend’s speed dial.

Kramer is overprotective of a friend who had a breakdown after dating Elaine; a former neighbor is worried about George’s mental stability.