Archer has a brilliant plan to evade capture. There is only one problem, he refuses to follow it.

Archer discovers that he has a twin brother that works as account manager for the Chinese government.

Lana tries to seduce Archer for a cut of the ransom as he races Figgis and Poovey to collect the money.

All roads lead to Len Trexler as Archer and the gang try to avoid unfriendly ghosts.

Archer and Trexler try to escape a rampaging Dutch by telling the world’s worst knock-knock joke.

Archer and the rest of ISIS are held captive by mutineers on the International Space Station.

When Archer’s favorite call girl suddenly arrives for a visit, Archer is shocked to learn that she claims her new baby boy was fathered by him. She obtains a court…

Breast cancer strikes the Archer family—Sterling has it. “I’m trying to stay positive,” he says. “I can beat this.” But before surgery, he wants to bond with young Seamus (even…

Archer is in trouble with his Mother and the Comptroller because his expense account is way out of proportion to his actual expenses. So he creates the idea that a…

Lana’s residual lust for Archer prompts Malory to promote Cyril to field agent. Archer then trains his new competition as only he can, whilst Malory frets over her own past…

Questions about the identity of Archer’s real father lead him into a perilous trap… and an explosive confrontation with Malory.

Joey comes to Ross for advice on dating Charlie, since they don’t share much of the same interests. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bump into Janice at a fertility clinic. Also,…

Ross and Rachel go to the hospital to have their baby, but it’s a long labor. They get stuck in a semi-private room, and many other couples come and go…

When Rachel makes a startling announcement, Ross secretly schemes to get her former job back for her. Joey is so flustered by all of the upheaval in his friends’ lives…

Monica begins to hang out with Chandler during his work functions, since they don’t have to keep their relationship a secret among his coworkers. However, she learns that Chandler has…

Rachel and Phoebe befriend a girl Joey’s dating and they try to convince him to get more serious with her, however he’s reluctant to do so. At least at first….

Joey tries to earn some extra money by entering a medical study, however, there’s a slight problem: the study is for identical twins. Rachel and Phoebe take self-defense classes, but…

Monica buys a new bed from Janice’s soon-to-be-ex-husband, “The Mattress King”, but the wrong one is delivered. Rachel’s attempts to have her father and Ross bond fail, until she stops…

When Phoebe believes she’s killed the ugly naked guy across the street from Rachel and Monica, Joey constructs a long poking device. Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband;…

Phoebe poses as Joey’s agent and has some success in getting him auditions. Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Chandler is advancing in his relationship…

When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before.

Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain “Star Wars” character. Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. And Chandler, back together with Janice, wants Joey to…

Phoebe dates a man who thinks he’s stalking her twin sister. Ross and Rachel give Chandler “boyfriend” lessons. Monica decides the best way to get over Richard is to keep…

Rachel agrees to be maid of honor at her ex-fiancé’s wedding; she relives the nightmare of her own failed wedding day. Meanwhile, Chandler becomes enamored with a woman he meets on…

After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between the late eccentric man and his own life. Ross and Phoebe have…

Chandler runs into Janice, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross attempts to learn how to play rugby to impress Emily and Monica obsesses over an electric switch…

While Chandler and Phoebe decide to break up with their significant others on the same night, Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Joey has…

The gang makes–then breaks–a pact to celebrate New Year’s Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate, a monkey named Marcel.

Ross’s first date in nine years is on Valentine’s Day with a beautiful neighbor. Susan and Carol, also out on a romantic date; end up at the same restaurant. Joey…

The gang makes–then breaks–a pact to celebrate New Year’s Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate, a monkey named Marcel.

Ross’s first date in nine years is on Valentine’s Day with a beautiful neighbor. Susan and Carol, also out on a romantic date; end up at the same restaurant. Joey…

While Chandler and Phoebe decide to break up with their significant others on the same night, Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Joey has…

Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine’s friend–then wait nervously.

Hank and Faith join forces to track down Atticus, but Becca is the only person who can really help. Marcy’s outing with Ophelia leaves her a little tied up and…

Hank and Charlie’s meeting with Robbie Mac isn’t as promising as they hoped; and later, Hank reconnects with an entertainment exec he’d worked with. Meanwhile, Marcy, Ophelia and Karen swap…

Ken discovers Charlie’s secret. Atticus sends Hank and Charlie on a hunt, so they enlist the help of Hank’s daughter Becca. Marcy makes a decision about Stu that is influenced…

The reviews are in for the first draft of “A Crazy Little Thing Called Love: The Musical.” Hank looks for inspiration from Faith to help get him to the next…

Hank Moody narrowly survives the aftermath of his scorned ex-lover Carrie; her attempted suicide to see them both together, free from the constraints around them. Charlie takes Hank to see…

Grissom and Catherine investigate the murder of a despised comic who died onstage, apparently after drinking from a tainted bottle of water. The case grows more puzzling when a 15-year-old…

Grissom and Catherine investigate the murder of a despised comic who died onstage, apparently after drinking from a tainted bottle of water. The case grows more puzzling when a 15-year-old…