Superintendent Chalmers reveals his hero as former President Theodore Roosevelt, who makes an appearance in the episode with the use of archival recordings.

The men and boys in Springfield become obsessed with Ultimate Punch Kick and Choke Championships, a violent sport where fighters inflict severe pain on each other. When Marge and her…

Dial “M” for Murder or Press “#” to Return to Main Menu- Lisa is forced into a Hitchcockian murder scheme by Bart. Don’t Have a Cow, Mankind- Springfield is once…

Marge and a group called the “Charity Chicks” pose for a calendar in hopes of raising money for charity, but Marge becomes the talk of the town thanks to her…

Principal Skinner is getting fed up with Bart’s pranks, so he informs Bart that he is not the best prankster after all. A former student named Andy Hamilton is hailed…

When Flanders’ parents prove to prefer Homer’s company to his, he jealously responds by giving Homer a shiner, and then tries desperately to reconcile with him. Meanwhile, Lisa is at…

Homer’s behavior once again lands him in hot water with Marge and he needs to fathom a way to save his marriage, while a dose of “A Streetcar Named Desire”…

Homer wins a MyPad at the school auction and Steve Mobbs, who is now in heaven, talks to Homer through it. Homer goes into a funk when he breaks the…

A “cool family” from Portland moves in next door to the Simpsons. Homer is desperate to befriend them, while Marge is skeptical, thinking that being cool is not all it’s…

The fate of Springfield Elementary rests on Bart and his test scores, and Homer finds way to make money with his own parking meter.

The tables are turned for Homer and Bart after a therapist cures Homer of his violent tendencies toward the boy.

Bart will be visited by many of his past girlfriends.

A black hole threatens to swallow Springfield, Homer tries to find the source of paranormal activity, and a “Back to the Future” parody in which Bart keeps Marge from marrying…

After Homer discovers a genius talent for styling hair and opens his own salon, he becomes Springfield’s most in-demand hair stylist. But having to listen to women’s problems and gossip…

Feeling guilty for getting Mrs. Krabappel suspended after one of his school pranks, Bart helps her escape detention, and Ned Flanders winds up saving her life in the process. When…

Marge reconnects with a close group of mothers she used to be friends with; Bart tries to break up their group when his playdates stop being fun.

Moe gets Homer to be his wingman, but becomes distraught when the women are drawn to Homer as well. Meanwhile, Marge discovers some gray hairs and tries a new more…

Bart helps nurse an injured pigeon back to health. After Santa’s Little Helper eats the bird, Bart has a hard time coping with the loss. Worried that Bart needs some…

During a research trip, Lisa learns that Sideshow Bob is the chief scientist at a big chemical engineering company; Marge tries to teach a teen church group about healthy sexual…

The scariest Simpsons Halloween show yet, featuring an opening by Guillermo Del Toro.

Kent Brockman has decided that local news has been a real mistake and a terrible career move for him.

Homer gets Flanders a job at the plant, and he soon learns that no good deed goes unpunished when Flanders starts to insist on carpools and demands more from Homer’s…

Todd blames God for the death of his mother and rejects his faith, so Ned sends him to live with the Simpsons, hoping they can scare him into believing in…

Bart finds his old teacher’s diary and learns a surprising secret. Then, Lisa discovers an even bigger surprise.

After being fired from the nuclear power plant for negligence, Homer becomes a safety activist.

Bart pulls a stunt that shocks the entire town, including the new friends he was trying to impress.

Bart’s labeled a genius and sent to a school for the gifted.