Roger tries to force Hayley into graduating from community college so he can move into her room. Klaus repairs Francine’s car.

Roger helps Francine with her terrible cooking by bringing her to a remote Patagonian island. Stan gets a nail in his head and can’t speak.

Jeff wins a tour through a mysterious weed factory and brings Stan along.

Jeff is forced to take Francine out for a not-so-wild night on the town. Klaus forces Steve to watch his celebrity impressions.

Francine is jealous of the new and improved Klaus and vows to take him down.

The Smiths take a trip on an old steam locomotive to visit Francine’s aunt only to discover it’s being hijacked.

Stan and Roger go on a mission to leave their mark on humanity. Jeff finally deals with the reality of losing his signature hat.

Hayley tries to help Roger write a book.

When one of Roger’s characters falls in love with Dick, it affects the whole family.

Hayley searches for guidance and instead finds a community of ‘cool butts.’

Steve and the boys take part in a prison experiment to earn some cash. Meanwhile, Stan deals with the death of his CIA groundskeeper friend.

Jeff, Francine and Roger decide to team up and start their own bus tour business, with murderous results.

Stan discovers that the Langley Falls historical mural has been ruined by graffiti and neglect and convinces the town to allow him to restore the mural himself; Roger becomes Steve’s…

Stan brings President Garfield back to life to teach Hayley about history; Steve joins the school newspaper.

Stan is frustrated with traffic so he goes to the mayor and proposes that the town build a bullet train, but the mayor laughs off the idea; Roger pushes Stan…

Roger becomes worried about outliving the family; Klaus opens a convenience store in the attic.

Francine falls in with a group of tough girls after becoming the new school guidance counselor. Jeff panics when he loses his hat.

While having trouble communicating, Stan and Hayley team up to stop a terrorist plot to blow up the Bazooka Sharks arena. Meanwhile, Roger pretends to be an escort.

Stan and Steve open up their own father-son garbage business after Stan inherits his father’s old truck. Meanwhile, Roger finds Hayley is a natural at bumper pool and brings her…

Steve and his friends take up witchcraft to gain power and popularity at school. Stan and Klaus become obsessed with remembering 90s bands.

Steve becomes the town pariah after he convinces the star quarterback of the Bazooka Sharks arena football team to stop playing. Meanwhile, Roger forces Hayley to become a cab driver…