When Stan gets amnesia, Francine tries to turn him into her ideal husband; Steve is drawn into the corrupt side of Roger’s paper route business.

Stan is shocked when he is told that Deputy Director Bullock is showing early signs of dementia and needs his memory erased; Roger hires an old friend to help Steve…

The Smiths get drunk at Roger’s Mardi Gras party and make a pact with Bullock; Roger tries to find the person who left a pastie in the attic.

When Francine invites Stan’s father to a party, a dark secret about the Smith family’s past is revealed.

During the Smith family’s tropical vacation, Stan is ordered to kill the activities director at their resort; Jeff and Hayley try to rekindle their romance.

Francine thinks Stan spends too much time with his friends; a boy band recruits Steve and his friends for a music video.

Stan is kidnapped in Colombia, but the real trouble begins after he’s released and returns home. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger play detective duo “Wheels and the Legman.”

Francine and Stan swap spouses with their gay neighbours Terry and Greg when Terry’s dad, a former football player who doesn’t know that his son is gay, arrives for a…

Stan emcees a CIA telethon to raise funds for the agency’s torture budget after Congress slashed it. But Roger is out to sabotage it because Stan stole the idea for…

When Langley Falls bans trans fats, Stan and Steve become smugglers. Meanwhile, Klaus gets word that he has received an inheritance but can’t collect it because the CIA has turned…

Bullock makes Stan his “No. 1” at the CIA, a promotion that makes the furious Francine the “No. 1” babysitter for Bullock’s baby son. Bullock needs someone to watch the…

In an attempt to advance in the CIA, Stan enrolls Steve in the same private school as Senator Buckingham’s daughter. After Steve quits and joins a Latina street gang, Roger…

Francine gets a job at Stan’s office, which cramps Stan’s style and his ability to flirt with co-workers. When Francine retaliates with a little flirting of her own, war breaks…

Bonding with Steve at the zoo causes Stan to lose Steve in the gorilla cage.

Stan offers a reward to the person who can stop Hayley and her old boyfriend from eloping.

With a flair for the dramatic, Roger invites Stan to attend one of his acting classes. However, tempers flare when they both audition for the same role, leaving them to…

It’s Roger’s birthday, and he begs to be roasted, but when he ends up devastated by the jokes, he vows to pull his life together. Things take a turn for…

After Roger and Francine are victims of a mugging, Roger joins the police academy so he can learn how to defend himself and his loved ones (including Stan and Steve),…

Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they are a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless…

Francine teaches Roger to be self-sufficient so he can get his own place; at camp, Steve and his friends fall prey to a scheme.

When Hayley goes to a My Morning Jacket concert against Stan’s wishes, he crashes the show to bring her back home, but when he hears their music for the first…

In order to get a promotion at work, Stan has to convince the dictator of Isla Island to sign a treaty. Stan meets the general and accidentally kills him and…

Stan hunts for an ex-KGB agent but can’t find him–until he moves in next door. And Steve is building a rocket for a school science project, but can’t get it…

After outing himself as an alien, Roger (in disguise) finagles his way into being appointed the CIA’s chief alien hunter to take advantage of a lavish expense account–while coming up…

Although Stan is a veteran CIA agent, it turns out that he has never killed anyone, so three of his buddies from the agency (and Roger) take him out so…

A James Bond spoof casts Stan as a 007-type agent assigned by B (Bullock) to infiltrate the set of a movie producer named TchochkieSchmear (Klaus), who’s in cahoots with the…

Stan prays for a friend and one is provided: a guy named Brett who’s like him in every way but one–he’s an atheist. So Stan has some evangelizing to do….

Stan, who had Hayley brainwashed because he wanted her to be a sleeper CIA agent, activates her and orders her to marry a senator’s son. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve decide…

When the CIA organizes a father-son baseball game, Stan is determined to show his co-workers that his son is masculine and athletic. Unfortunately, Steve is a geek, so Stan decides…

When Stan’s father passes away, Stan reveals his real father is actually Jack Smith, a super suave spy. Jack convinces Stan to quit the CIA and work with him at…

Stan has to throw a party for his boss and assumes his wife Francine will do all the work, but she refuses. With Stan as party planner, the event turns…

As the Smiths continue to live in Saudi Arabia, Stan is fully enjoying the male-dominated society, while the rest of the family struggles with the different social norms. Meanwhile, Francine’s…

As Stan continues to dominate the household, Francine finds herself idolizing a group of women who seem to have it all. She tries to impress them and even lies in…

After Stan and Roger have a rough day, they get into a fight that leads to a “Freaky Friday”-type switcheroo where they get a taste of life in each other’s…

Stan finds Deputy Director Bullock, his supervisor, starting a relationship with Hayley. However, he can’t risk saying or doing anything about it because he’s up for a promotion at the…

Stan invites his boss over for dinner, but the Smith family fears getting caught hiding Roger. After a close-call, Roger goes into a coma, making everyone thinking he’s dead. After…

When Stan forgets his anniversary, he arranges to have 20 hours of Francine’s memory erased, but the CIA temp on duty accidentally erases 20 years. Francine, having reverted to her…

Peter and Brian’s friendship becomes strained after Brian begins dating one of Meg’s high school teachers. Peter finds a replacement friend in James Woods, who is visiting Quahog because of…

Meg becomes extremely religious, and tries to convert Brian from Atheism. Meanwhile, after the family visits a Star Trek convention, Stewie kidnaps the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next…

Presumed dead, Lois returns from the wilderness and names Stewie as her killer. On the look out for Stewie, Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog. Determined to take over the…