A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.

Jerry wants to switch barbers without hurting anyone’s feelings; George goes to work, but was he hired?

The pilot is cast, taped and aired, but George doesn’t think he’ll live to see its success.

Kramer wants to audition for Jerry and George’s pilot; and the network president becomes obsessed with Elaine.

Jerry and Elaine see opportunities for themselves when George causes a couple to separate; Kramer can’t remove his new jeans.

Elaine holds a monopoly on the contraceptive devices that Susan prefers; Kramer refuses to wear a ribbon on his AIDS walk.