Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie’s new found fame irritates Alan.

The executive of Totally Tools oversees a contest to find the company’s “spokesanimal”, and Perry is crowned the winner. However, the victory puts Perry’s secret identity in jeopardy, forcing Major…

A cable channel films a Christmas movie in Springfield and Skinner falls in love.

The team finds Lucius Lavin manipulating the people of another hapless planet, using Ancient technology to pose as an invincible hero.

Sheppard’s team meets an obnoxious man who is adored by all thanks to a secret that he carries — and who has an unexpected affect on them.

On Christmas Eve, JT works on a humanitarian aid mission for an Afghanistan village that helped Delta several years ago. He finds the village confronting bad weather and an advancing…

JT and a SO team are sent to Detroit to address a situation with a radical Christian group that has taken over a mosque and taken hostages. Sonny must address…

When Lassiter doubts his own crime-solving ability, Shawn tries to boost his confidence by helping him solve an astronomer’s mysterious death.

Thanks to Roger, Snot discovers his dead father was a demolition derby driver. Hayley takes Steve on a road trip, so he can learn to drive.

Steve babysits Roger’s ex-tumor, Rogu, to prove to Francine that he’s ready for the responsibility. Stan and Francine get into trouble in their respective clubs.

Francine tries to be a better friend to one of Roger’s personas who is selling her homemade jeans on TV. Stan and Steve swap eyebrows.

Steve introduces Stan and Francine to Barry’s parents and Steve regrets it. Roger goes blind.

Stan gets obsessed with a 1960s television show after picking up a secondhand TV. Roger decides to live as a baby and the family cares for him.

Hayley and Jeff move into a van and start living life on the open road. Francine and Steve are haunted by an Uber driver that they rated poorly.

Steve goes undercover as a school hall monitor; Roger and Stan go catatonic after witnessing a grisly escalator accident.

Stan buys the rights a Broadway show after inheriting money from a dead uncle.

Steve tries to get into baseball to connect with Stan. Roger creates real life drama for Francine after her favorite soap opera is cancelled.

Roger and Steve try to save a dying mall.

Jeff’s people pleasing nature gets in the way of his relationship with Hayley; Stan wears a confusing costume to the CIA costume party.

When Roger has his famous Christmas sex party stolen from him the results are… monstrous. Stan creates a magazine for men.

Stan takes Steve to his favorite barbershop to hang with his crew; Jeff starts journaling to help with his bad memory.

Francine is jealous of the new and improved Klaus and vows to take him down.

Francine becomes a realtor in Langley’s world of high-end real estate, while the rest of the family sells coffee from the front yard.

When Stan doesn’t feel confident in anything but his suits, Roger assumes a fashion designer persona to craft him a life-changing new wardrobe. Hayley and Jeff raise chickens in the…

The Smiths get new neighbors! Meanwhile, Roger dreads having to be a little boy’s kite for a day.

Stan and the family go out to dinner at a buffet restaurant. Roger becomes a flower.

When Stan realizes he can’t cry, he asks Steve to teach him empathy.

Klaus house sits for the Smiths while they are away on vacation. Roger investigates the origin of powerful winds plaguing the Eastern Seaboard.

Concerned that Hayley is too soft-hearted, Stan attempts to make her “farm tough” by turning the house into an urban homestead.

Stan tries a new, cutting edge parenting approach DNA splicing.

Roger reveals a secret passion to Klaus; Stan and Francine seek revenge on Bazooka Sharks management.

Klaus and Jeff’s friendship is threatened by Klaus’s girlfriend from another realm.

Steve wants to know about the Smith Family heritage, but Stan refuses to indulge him. Stan is obsessed with being American and tells Steve that being American is all that…

When Jeff finds out that the family thinks he makes terrible decisions, he decides to take a job selling stretchy leggings to prove them wrong.

Francine insists that Steve let her help with his school project, Stan finally fixes that shingle, and the rest of the family goes on a quest to return Gallagher’s mallet.

Francine and Roger get lost in a good book — or five — after Francine escapes an embarrassing situation; Stan reluctantly hangs out at the library.

In an attempt to maintain his “prime,” Stan explores some cosmetic solutions that could not go worse.

Stan finally decides to do something about his secret baldness and enlists the help of Josay Bosay, Roger’s famed hair-stylist-to-the-stars persona.

Stan and Steve enter an e-sports game tournament to save the world. The rest of the family get stuck in a banister.

After Stan is injured, Francine nurses him back to health and he becomes dependent to her. The family discovers Tuttle is a Korean reality show star.