Stan drags the family to a labyrinth for family game night; Roger gets some geese.

Steve and the boys take part in a prison experiment to earn some cash. Meanwhile, Stan deals with the death of his CIA groundskeeper friend.

Steve goes to boarding school, only to discover it’s an all-girls school. Stan is annoyed by a parade of characters that come to take Steve’s place at home.

Hayley feels left behind after Jeff becomes a star dog racing coach; Steve takes advantage of an empty house.

Jeff starts hanging out with Stan’s favorite celebrity chef while in search of an identity. Klaus and Roger start their own valet operation.

Steve gets competitive during the father-son events at Possum Lake. Roger learns how to ride a bike.

Stan and Hayley compete in collecting data for the US Census; Klaus has Steve and his friends model for his new camera.

Steve tries to stop Roger after he joins a mysterious order of birds’ egg thieves; Francine buys a new Italian sauce for the family.

Stan discovers that the Langley Falls historical mural has been ruined by graffiti and neglect and convinces the town to allow him to restore the mural himself; Roger becomes Steve’s…

Francine hosts a dinner party even though a serial killer who attacks dinner parties is terrorizing the town; when the lights go out and guests start to disappear, Roger takes…

Stan is frustrated with traffic so he goes to the mayor and proposes that the town build a bullet train, but the mayor laughs off the idea; Roger pushes Stan…

Stan, tattooed and haunted, travels a barren Langley Falls alone. Meanwhile, a mysterious element known as “The Two Hundred” has reigned terror on the town and separated Stan from his…

When Stan is on a mission, Francine pretends she’s a widow. Steve and his friends play wrestling and get beat up by Principal Lewis.

Stan sets out to stop a tree that he considers his father from being cut down. Steve realizes he’s stopped growing and considers surgery.

Stan is upset at the idea of becoming a grandfather after Hayley and Jeff announce they’re trying to have a baby. Steve and Klaus join a drug gang after Steve…

Francine tries to get Stan to spice up their sex life; Hayley tries to get back into dating and accepts a date with Snot.

When Stan gets told by Francine to get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV, he and Roger hatch up a plan at the local horse track to avoid losing his car….

Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they are a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless…

Francine decides to throw a block party to get in touch with the neighborhood. Stan learns his new neighbors are Iranian and immediately suspects that they are terrorists. To prepare…

A man whom Fran snubbed in high school has written a play and threatens to jump off a ledge unless Maxwell reads it.

To take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet’s death, Peter adopts the oldest bird he can find… and realizes it used to belong…

Peter and Lois vacation in Florida, only to discover they’ve rented a condo in a retirement community. Back at home, Brian helps Stewie take his first shower.

The 58th enters the tunnels to try to find and destroy a Chig ammo dump. In the tunnels on the way to the ammo dump, Lubin is killed, and Damphousse…