Witnesses testify to the gang’s (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a “Good Samaritan Law.”

A bookstore busts Uncle Leo for shoplifting and George for bathroom reading; a misdeed at a company party costs Elaine; Kramer and Newman get a rickshaw, and audition homeless people…

George buys an arcade game to preserve his high score; fear of a serial killer adversely affects Jerry’s social life; Elaine eats Peterman’s slice of wedding cake from the nuptials…

Elaine’s area code is changed; a co-worker steals George’s desired nickname; Jerry sleeps with his maid; Kramer endures a “long-distance relationship” when his girlfriend moves downtown.

George goes to work for his father; Jerry’s girlfriend wants to see his emotions; Kramer adopts a suburban feel at home; Elaine prompts two Jewish men to renounce their faith.

Kramer stores his own blood to avoid a blood-bank fee; George tries to combine his two passions, sex and food; Elaine’s plan to show responsibility backfires; Jerry trains with fitness…

Kramer battles junk mail; George thinks his parents are trying to avoid him; Jerry acquires a van; and Elaine gets a new man, whose past comes back to haunt her.

Kramer turns his apartment into a talk-show set; Jerry’s girlfriend won’t let him play with her toys; George’s clash with pigeons leads to problems with a squirrel; a new employee’s…

Flashbacks trace the evolution of Jerry, George and Elaine’s disastrous trip to a wedding in India, and Kramer’s desperate need to barter for a birthday wish.

Kramer returns to work after his 12-year strike is settled; Jerry dates a woman whose appearance fluctuates; George gives holiday gifts in his co-workers’ names to a fraudulent charity.

Elaine gets into a hassle regarding fur; Jerry stops carrying a wallet, while George suffers from his overstuffed one; Kramer keeps Newman from being evicted.

An actress turns Jerry’s criticism into a one-woman show; Kramer stops talking after offending George; Elaine struggles to understand a cartoon in The New Yorker.

Jerry keeps finding Kramer’s hidden strongbox key. Elaine dates a mysterious man. George plans a breakup.

Kramer retires and moves next door to Jerry’s parents in Florida; Susan’s parents catch George in a lie; Elaine can’t tell if she’s part of an interracial couple.

Kramer and Mickey play ill for med students; Elaine learns that Puddy’s religious; George works out how and when to make a good exit; a tractor figures into the past…

Kramer uses butter for shaving–and more; George’s cane is an advantage at his new job; Jerry feels used by his comedy nemesis, Bania; Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend before…

Kramer hires an assistant; George’s boss tries to force him out; Elaine bets Jerry she won’t get back with her latest ex.

Elaine’s boyfriend is too zealous a hockey fan; George ventures saying “I love you”; Kramer has an altercation with a chimp.

Jerry dates Bette Midler’s understudy, who gets the call after George injures Bette; Elaine suspects she’s being insulted in Korean.

Jerry’s family lives it up at the Plaza for free, thanks to Elaine; the fumigation of Jerry’s apartment disables Kramer’s taste buds.

Jerry’s mechanic “steals” his lovemaking technique; someone’s license plates enhance Kramer’s image; Mrs. Costanza gets an eye job.

A booking agent is overly attentive to Jerry; Pitt puts Elaine in his will; Kramer starts gambling again.

A toupee qualifies George to date Kramer’s friend; Elaine tries to change a gay man; Jerry owns up to watching “Melrose Place.”

A physical therapist bothers Jerry, angers George and attracts Kramer. Meanwhile, Kramer promotes friendliness within his building.

George embarrasses himself at a kids’ birthday party; Jerry heckles back at a heckler.

Jerry runs afoul of a doorman; Kramer invents a bra for men. Elaine offends Mr. Pitt’s neighbor.

A gym member teams with George in business and makes a date with Elaine to see Mel Torme; Jerry suspects his dentist of hanky-panky.

George postpones breaking up with his girlfriend; Kramer befriends a fellow soap-opera stand-in; and Jerry bombs trying to cheer up a sick friend.

George objects to his girlfriend’s roommate; Super Bowl tickets make the rounds as plans change.

George fails to keep a secret about a friend; Kramer fingers Newman as a scofflaw.

Jerry’s girlfriend poses as his wife to get in on his dry-cleaning discount.

Kramer plans to profit from raincoats created by Jerry’s dad; George sells his dad’s old “cruisewear.”

George suspects that his girlfriend is bulimic; Jerry dates a woman who has a friendlier roommate; Elaine loans out her boss’s tennis racket.

George is charmed by Elaine’s new boyfriend; Kramer thinks Jerry’s new girlfriend is his phone-sex mate.

Clothing problems are a hang-up; George hires a secretary.

A writer hits a woman in the head with Elaine’s electronic organiser; George lies to impress a woman.

Jerry dates a woman whose boss has a grudge against him; Elaine dates a Communist whose ideology spreads to George and Kramer.

A mannequin resembles Elaine; George battles for a bargain suit; Jerry wonders why his date won’t try a pie; Kramer has an itch.

Jerry makes a blind date; Kramer makes a change to increase his sperm count.

Jerry wants to switch barbers without hurting anyone’s feelings; George goes to work, but was he hired?