Jerry makes a blind date; Kramer makes a change to increase his sperm count.

Jerry wants to switch barbers without hurting anyone’s feelings; George goes to work, but was he hired?

Freedom-of-choice issues disrupt Elaine’s new relationship and Kramer’s business; George watches a video instead of reading his book-club book.

His girl’s mom sees George as a bum; Kramer encourages Jerry to make the most of dating a gymnast; 3-D art mesmerizes Mr. Pitt.

Jerry’s masseuse-girlfriend doesn’t like George; Elaine’s boyfriend shares a moniker with a mass murderer.

Kramer supervises Jerry’s date with a Miss America contestant; George gets the Yankees to wear cotton; Elaine tries to fill the shoes of a late book editor.

Kramer fears a golf dispute has pushed his opponent to murder; Jerry dates a woman whom Newman rejected.

Elaine mistakes a man for a woman on the phone; George gets baseball’s Danny Tartabull to join Jerry at a fund-raiser.

An odor in Jerry’s car seeps into the love life of Elaine.

Jerry shares George’s self-doubt after Elaine admits not all was as it seemed during their romantic relationship.

A lawyer George dates could help Jerry’s pal, who’s facing deportation, thanks, in part, to Kramer’s trip to Florida.

There’s something about Elaine’s shoes that leads to the stalling of George and Jerry’s TV pilot, until Elaine gives it a kick.

Elaine’s prank leads a reporter to believe Jerry and George are a gay couple.

Volunteering with seniors…Elaine is enthralled by hers, George gets fired and Jerry loses his.

Jerry can’t remember the name of his date, and he observes a splenectomy.

Kramer makes Elaine’s Christmas card a collector’s item, and settles an argument with a designer; Jerry is caught in a human moment by his new female friend; George pleads to…

Jerry courts a woman with a tame past; George makes a bad move at a meeting; a man disagrees with Elaine.

George’s mom lands in the hospital; a contest begins among Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine, involving a naked woman and an attractive man.

Jerry and George look for Kramer in Hollywood, where Kramer’s new friend becomes a victim.

A show about “nothing” is George’s pitch to network execs interested in a series for Jerry.

Jerry and Elaine see opportunities for themselves when George causes a couple to separate; Kramer can’t remove his new jeans.

Jerry falls for a woman much like himself; George wants out of his wedding, and his fiancée doesn’t want Elaine in the wedding party.

Susan’s friend interferes with Jerry’s planned jokes; Susan’s doll reminds George of his mother; Frank Costanza builds a billiard room.

George pretends he’s a tourist to bond with a tourism worker; Elaine’s former boss steals her million-dollar idea, while Kramer promotes a bus tour about the life of Elaine’s current…

Elaine suspects a co-worker is faking a hearing impairment; Jerry makes a faux pas at the Friars Club after comic Pat Cooper sponsors him for membership.

Jerry gets miffed when a salesman hits on Elaine while she’s with him; George suspects hookers are conducting business in his parked car.

Kramer’s job at the Tony Awards leads to a meeting with Raquel Welch; George helps Jerry date a high-maintenance woman; Elaine is labeled catty after making a comment about a…

George gets his boss, George Steinbrenner, hooked on calzones, then loses his supplier; Kramer warms to clothing fresh from the dryer.

George crafts a place to nap at work; a new beau gives Elaine a mattress, which Kramer promptly soils; Jerry’s kitchen is redesigned against his will.

George has a meeting with Marisa Tomei; the Cadillac Jerry buys his father sparks trouble for his dad.

George adopts his girlfriend’s verbal shorthand; Jerry suspects a comic motive behind his dentist’s conversion to Judaism; double-daters Kramer and Mickey don’t know whose date is whose.

Elaine fails a drug test–twice–and loses her job; Jerry talks about his Uncle Leo on “The Tonight Show.”

Kramer demands compensation from Elaine for his chiropractic effort; Jerry’s flame always wears the same outfit.

Elaine’s review of a film loses her friends; a woman mistakes George for her boyfriend; Jerry visits his parents in Florida.

George becomes obsessed with Marisa Tomei after he’s told he’s her type; Jerry gives his father a Cadillac.

Kramer arranges to die with dignity; Jerry learns his tennis consultant is a lousy player; George becomes obsessed with responding to an insult long after the fact; Elaine offends her…

Kramer is overprotective of a friend who had a breakdown after dating Elaine; a former neighbor is worried about George’s mental stability.

Gang members protest George’s handling of a scholarship named for Susan; some find Jerry’s new girlfriend objectionable; Peterman wants Kramer’s life experiences for his own autobiography, written by Elaine.

Kramer becomes the spokesman for a woman George wants to avoid; Jerry’s bookie welches; a co-worker mistakes Elaine for someone else, who’s reported as a problem worker.

Jerry has an accident with his girlfriend’s toothbrush; Elaine crams herself into a restaurant’s delivery boundary; Kramer alters his “adopted” highway.