Cooing between Jerry and his girlfriend irritates George; Elaine runs afoul of a soup vendor; Kramer loses Elaine’s armoire to muggers.

Jerry tries to help Newman get transferred; George trades tales with a shipwreck survivor to obtain a dream apartment; Kramer coughs like a dog; a minor insult has a major…

George dines with Elaine’s boss; Jerry’s sleeping foot costs him a commercial; Kramer gives traffic advice to firemen.

George finds a new romance–in a women’s prison; Kramer buys a chicken, then puts his fowl to foul use; Elaine encourages her shaved-headed beau to grow back his hair.

An acquaintance latches on to Jerry; George objects to Susan’s relationship with his pals; Kramer’s new phone number brings many wrong numbers.

Kramer’s girlfriend disrupts his sleep; Jerry’s parents think he needs financial aid; George ponders an inheritance.

Elaine holds a monopoly on the contraceptive devices that Susan prefers; Kramer refuses to wear a ribbon on his AIDS walk.

An employee’s military bent scares Elaine; Kramer cooks for a Jewish singles night; Jerry finds fault with his girlfriend’s mentor.

A maestro impresses Elaine, jeopardizes Kramer’s lawsuit and makes Jerry curious about housing in Italy.

Jerry’s popularity in Japan brings new friends to Kramer, and maybe new life to Jerry’s TV pilot; Elaine’s new beau won’t share “his song” with her.

George’s involuntary winking is misinterpreted by many, and prompts Kramer to seek a favor from Yankee Paul O’Neill; Jerry tries to hide his distaste for meat from Elaine’s cousin.

George loses an expensive hat Elaine charged to her business account; a neon sign prompts Kramer and Jerry to swap apartments.

An Olympic athlete stays at Elaine’s; George picks up colloquialisms from Houston Astros execs; Kramer installs a hot tub at his pad.

George’s intellect thrives when thoughts of sex are shut out; Elaine wants her intern to become a doctor–stat; Jerry is bumped from a school’s Career Day.

Elaine shares her feelings about George with the wrong person. Meanwhile, George discovers the power of tears.

Elaine hangs out with men who are opposites of Jerry, George and Kramer; Kramer stumbles into a white-collar job; Jerry finds a flaw in Elaine’s beautiful friend.

Elaine’s staff loses respect for her after seeing her dance; George benefits socially when Elaine labels him a “bad seed”; Kramer’s friend forces Jerry into crime.

Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like “grown-up men”; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake.

Susan’s parents act to preserve her memory; Kramer gives Elaine a confidence boost after Peterman puts her in charge.

Kramer falls for the woman Jerry’s seeing; George suspects he’s suspected of foul play.

While working on an assignment, Gibbs is seriously injured in an explosion, and taken to a hospital, where he recalls his painful past, which he has always hidden from others….