When city hall threatens to close Peter’s business, he joins the Tea Party and campaigns to shut down the government.

When Peter’s favorite kiddie show gets canceled, he decides to create and star in his own. Meanwhile, Meg starts an internship for Dr. Hartman.

When Lois discovers that Stewie’s sick playmate is being denied medical treatment because his parents are Christian Scientists, she decides to take matters into her own hands.

When Peter decides to become a famous actor, he becomes Tom Tucker’s agent as his first step toward stardom. Meanwhile, Chris dates a girl who looks disturbingly like a member…

After Peter half-heartedly makes a promise to a helpful dolphin, the dolphin moves to Quahog.

On Valentine’s Day, Meg goes on a date with a guy she met online, and Lois and Peter stay in bed all day; Brian is visited by his ex-girlfriends.

Peter tries to keep up with Lois as she goes through a midlife crisis; Stewie brings home a turtle from the park.

Peter tries to keep up with Lois as she goes through a midlife crisis; Stewie brings home a turtle from the park.

When Brian discovers that Carter Pewterschmidt’s pharmaceutical company is withholding the cure for cancer from the public in order to gain more profit, he and Stewie plot to expose the…

On Valentine’s Day, Meg goes on a date with a guy she met online, and Lois and Peter stay in bed all day; Brian is visited by his ex-girlfriends.

When Brian discovers that Carter Pewterschmidt’s pharmaceutical company is withholding the cure for cancer from the public in order to gain more profit, he and Stewie plot to expose the…

When Peter’s mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal Evelyn, who tries to seduce him. In the meantime, Stewie feels despair upon dealing with the realities of death.

Quagmire dates a woman named Sonja, who is just as sexually active as he is, but things take a turn for the worse when she kidnaps him to be her…

When Peter gets fired for crashing a forklift into a business meeting, Lois takes a job at the grocery store while Peter becomes a stay-at-home dad — which leads to…

Peter helps Joe fulfill his dream of getting a book published, only to take over as the writer. In the meantime, Brian develops an extreme thirst for exercise.

With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter gets in a car accident and falls into a coma.

When Meg takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa, she has a surprising response. Meanwhile, Stewie is entirely scarred from the same experience and Brian tries to help him…

When Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg’s school, a mean student decides to make Lois the target of her antics.

When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal, and now a successful millionaire dog, reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered. Meanwhile, Lois gets…

Stewie builds a DNA-altering machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but the invention has the adverse effect and he instead transforms into what he should have always…

Peter’s non-stop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home. Meanwhile, after Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to…

When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down. Meanwhile, when Meg and Chris get in trouble at school,…

Brian’s new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog’s hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans. The town becomes divided…

Stewie finally says his first word, and it’s a swear. When Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it.

Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident. Meanwhile, Peter finds a new vest and on one of many adventures fitting for his new attire, his arms are torn…

After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets hooked on his painkillers. Meanwhile, Cleveland refurbishes Peter’s ping pong table, which becomes the hot spot in the neighborhood.

During a game of “hide and seek,” Stewie takes refuge in Quagmire’s suitcase, only to wind up in Paris. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois take a getaway to Vermont, where Lois…

Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois’ childhood nanny. Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.

Cleveland is fired as a mailman after an ignominious mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery.

After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets hooked on his painkillers. Meanwhile, Cleveland refurbishes Peter’s ping pong table, which becomes the hot spot in the neighborhood.

Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois’ childhood nanny. Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.

Peter is emasculated when, on their anniversary, he abandons Lois amidst a shark attack. Meanwhile, Stewie finds a mini fridge and lives the dorm lifestyle.

Winner of a Snapple contest, Lois uses her winnings to take Meg on a tropical vacation. Flaunting their wealth, the two are kidnapped. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian undergo “friendship therapy.”

Lois joins Chris’s school as a substitute teacher, launching him into the cool kids club… but only time will tell how long he remains a member.

Peter and his friends wonder aloud about what their dream jobs would be. Peter enters a sequence a la James Bond, where he goes by the name Band and has…