You need to start getting right with Allah. All you do is focus on yourself… you’re so selfish… And no, not just because he’s in a wheelchair.

You know why you’re so confused all the time? You don’t wash between your toes. It’s that simple.

You dropped out of med school to do what? Dude, the app is called “Snack Swipe.” That shit‘s never gonna work. Just go work for your Uncle… let him teach…

So let me get this straight— you don’t do drugs, but you’ll have sex with women you’re not married to…? That’s not nuanced, you’re a hypocrite.

Bro…You want real love? commit to the right person. take the bay’ah.

You dress like a skateboarder… but you don’t know how to skateboard?

do not go to a magic show. david blaine is straight up jinn.

can we just pray together?

the prayer mat is not for sale.

emotional labor.