Francine is jealous of the new and improved Klaus and vows to take him down.

To have a chance with a girl, Steve and Snot must track down a keg of 4Loko.

American Dad becomes the 25th scripted primetime show in the History of Television to reach 300 episodes and Roger’s past comes back to haunt him.

Hayley takes off her headband and becomes a businesswoman; Stan plans a party.

Stan is frustrated with traffic so he goes to the mayor and proposes that the town build a bullet train, but the mayor laughs off the idea; Roger pushes Stan…

While having trouble communicating, Stan and Hayley team up to stop a terrorist plot to blow up the Bazooka Sharks arena. Meanwhile, Roger pretends to be an escort.

Steve becomes the town pariah after he convinces the star quarterback of the Bazooka Sharks arena football team to stop playing. Meanwhile, Roger forces Hayley to become a cab driver…