Francine tries to rig the school spelling bee so that Steve will win; Stan and Roger try to rush Hayley’s grieving process so she will be available to judge their…

After an argument between Stan and Francine breaks out, Stan suggests they go see a counselor, who hypnotizes Francine and reawakens her lifelong dream of being a comedian. Meanwhile, back…

Stan seeks out Francine’s birth parents because her visiting adoptive parents annoy him so much. But they don’t annoy Steve, especially after they give him fireworks.

Cristina is awarded the first solo surgery among the residents, but she is forced to give it up and choose her replacement; Lexie is impressed when Mark performs a cutting-edge…

Stardate: 42779.1. A race known as the Pakleds kidnap Geordi La Forge. Picard must face surgery when he is left in a near-dead state.

The smoldering corpse of an Asian girl found outside the Chinese consul general’s apartment leads the detectives to believe she had made a political statement. When forensics shows that she…