Kramer wants to audition for Jerry and George’s pilot; and the network president becomes obsessed with Elaine.

Volunteering with seniors…Elaine is enthralled by hers, George gets fired and Jerry loses his.

Kramer makes Elaine’s Christmas card a collector’s item, and settles an argument with a designer; Jerry is caught in a human moment by his new female friend; George pleads to…

A show about “nothing” is George’s pitch to network execs interested in a series for Jerry.

Jerry and George take another meeting; Kramer testifies for Newman in a speeding-ticket protest.

While driving a postal truck, Kramer and Newman spot Jerry’s stolen car, containing Elaine’s JFK golf clubs.

George pretends he’s a tourist to bond with a tourism worker; Elaine’s former boss steals her million-dollar idea, while Kramer promotes a bus tour about the life of Elaine’s current…

George gets his boss, George Steinbrenner, hooked on calzones, then loses his supplier; Kramer warms to clothing fresh from the dryer.

Jerry has an argument with his mechanic; Newman becomes obsessed with Michigan’s recycling program; Elaine goes to an auction for her boss.

Kramer demands compensation from Elaine for his chiropractic effort; Jerry’s flame always wears the same outfit.

Elaine fails a drug test–twice–and loses her job; Jerry talks about his Uncle Leo on “The Tonight Show.”

The Mets express interest in George; an inattentive saleswoman irks Elaine; Kramer prepares for his millennium party; Jerry jockeys for position on his girlfriend’s speed dial.

Jerry has an accident with his girlfriend’s toothbrush; Elaine crams herself into a restaurant’s delivery boundary; Kramer alters his “adopted” highway.

Cooing between Jerry and his girlfriend irritates George; Elaine runs afoul of a soup vendor; Kramer loses Elaine’s armoire to muggers.

Jerry tries to help Newman get transferred; George trades tales with a shipwreck survivor to obtain a dream apartment; Kramer coughs like a dog; a minor insult has a major…

An acquaintance latches on to Jerry; George objects to Susan’s relationship with his pals; Kramer’s new phone number brings many wrong numbers.

George loses an expensive hat Elaine charged to her business account; a neon sign prompts Kramer and Jerry to swap apartments.

Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like “grown-up men”; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake.

Elaine regrets peeking at her medical chart; George takes dating advice from Kramer, who also hatches a scheme to improve Jerry’s stereo.

Kramer falls for the woman Jerry’s seeing; George suspects he’s suspected of foul play.

The team investigates the murder of Jason, a troubled computer geek working at a low-level casino support industry job who lures a colleague, Paulie, into a dangerous plan to make…

Lindsay, Stella, and Mac are on the case of a dead ADA, who they discover, is involved in a “kill war” with water guns. Meanwhile, Danny and Hawkes investigate the…

Jack faces a showdown with a man he thought was long since dead, while Rex takes extreme action to prevent the collapse of society.

As the Torchwood team is reunited, Jack realizes he’s the most vulnerable man on Earth. A flight to the United States turns into a desperate battle for survival.

Torchwood goes on the run and finds a new enemy, but as they launch a raid on PhiCorp headquarters, Jack must confront the mysterious Oswald Danes.

An event for a candymaker (Wayne Knight) turns bitter when human remains are discovered in the world’s largest chocolate bar; Cam struggles with her daughter’s decision to attend a college…

Eric is distraught after his break-up with Donna and wishes that they never kissed in the first place. As soon as he utters this wish, a guardian angel appears to…